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| Originally Posted by PW1664 A few years ago, the weekend before starting a new job, I popped in for haircut to look all smart and that.
A number three over the top and the comb thingy falls off causing the blades to bounce across the top of my bonce 3 times....
She licks hers fingers, pressing down over each of the additional shaved areas saying, "no probs, I can trim those out"
Starting with a number two half, the stripes were still quite evident... same with a two then a one and half and then finally a number one;
I was left with a clearly defined Adidas 3 stripper..... |
In a similar vein it was teh day before an exhibition I was manning a stand at and I was playing with my (then 18 month old) daughter. I got one of those toys you sucker to a table, licked the sucker and whacked it onto my forehead causing giggles of delight from Mini Woz. I then tugged and tugged and tugged and finally with a big entertaining "pop" it came off my forehead.
Unfortunately it left a perfectly circular 2" bruise slap bang in the middle of my forehead. Did I look a cnut? Oh yes.