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| Originally Posted by Hickdive Once, whilst driving through the vast Norwegian forests, we would glimpse wooden houses built in clearings. My wife turned to me and asked "Why are all the houses built of wood and not bricks?"
I worry for the children  |
Hey, Three little pigs ! Common sense in' it
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| Originally Posted by Steve L. Wacky
You are witnessing perfectly normal behavoiur for a female. A friend of mine asked one of his female employees to check the oil on a company vehicle, which she did.
She came back and said the oil needed topping up, so he pointed her in the direstion of a can of oil.
She topped it up OK. All the way until the oil overflowed out of the filler cap....... |
Well you see, the real failing of women is that they believe what men tell them
At some point a bloke has amusingly told her that's where you top up the 710
Many years ago my boyfriend was convinced that after any journey of significance it was imperative to top up the radiator. So, after passing my test I drove him home in my very first car
He immediately got a milk bottle full of water (that's how long ago it was!) and lifted my bonnet
"Are you sure that's the radiator cap I ask ?" I mean, it didn't need a big press down and stand well back scenario. "yeah, yeah, of course " I get in his male, knowing tone
Thank goodness his mate turned up while he was doing it and before I drove anywhere. I was driving an air cooled 2CV
He had just poured a pint of water into my oil sump
and we're supposed to trust you guys