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Old 27-03-08, 10:10 PM
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BRITISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision.


US Navy : Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North to avoid collision


BRITISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision


US Navy : This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.


BRITISH: Negative I say again divert your course.


US Navy : THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER 'USS LINCOLN' THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.


BRITISH : We are a Lighthouse.- F*ck off !!
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