| I thought his last words were;
'Rub, rub. Fan, fan. Drink, drink' or something prosaic like that.
I'd like my last words to be, 'What does this button d...?'
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The advantage of stupidity over intelligence is that stupidity has no limits.
'My plan for happiness was to set the bar low and clear it by a mile' - Scott Adams
‘Swimming don’t got d*ck sh*t to do with deep sea diving’ – Master Chief Billy Sunday
Prayer. How to do nothing and still think you're helping.
'There's just not enough time in this busy world to show everyone the courtesy of a good strangling' |