Fantastic - another opportunity for me to trot out an old favourite joke:
BBC NEWS | England | Kent | Dolphin Dave 'was disturbing men'
I am sure their defence will be they didnt do it on porpoise
I think this was first used when a man was accused of being "a bit too friendly"

with Freddie the Dolphin up in Amble.
Blimey - didnt think old Doris Hobbs

was still alive - he must be at least 150 now.
Snash