Quote: | Originally Posted by purple vonny What can i say? This torch is so lovely, it makes me all hot and bothered. It's solid and feels nice when I fondle it. I think I'll take it to bed with me tonight. | Won't it be too bright for reading under the bed covers? 
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Prayer. How to do nothing and still think you're helping.
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