The kids round my way are all scared of me
It all stemed from a few months back. I was having SWMBO parents round for dinner and was in the kitchen cutting up a cheese cake when out of the kitchen window I saw one of the pikey kids pulling herself along SWMBO farthers jag whilst on roller skates I flew out that door shouting at the kid telling her to clear off. Her mate then piped up and got told to shut up as well. It was at that point I realised I wasn't actually pointing at them with my finger, I'd forgot to put the kitchen knife down and was waving that around. It was at that point I disapeered back inside and awaited the local police to appear.
It was purely an accident and now when they see me they cross over the road
Oh, I'm also a 6ft, 17stone, tattoo'd and have a shaved head. However I'm actually a really polite well mannered person