Quote: | Originally Posted by PeeBee Sitting at my desk the other day chatting to a colleague and he noticed that I had YD open.
He hardly missed a beat then said. "Yorkshire Divers, why do I have an image of a bloke in a neoprene flat cap with a whippet on a bit of string?"  | I just smile sweetly and ask them if they could just loosen the straps on my strait-jacket a little bit.
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