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Hi.
I was once fitting a kitchen for a customer, all the units were in place and only the pelmit and cornice needed fitting.

I usually cut all the pieces to length and do the miters, stick them together with super glue which is purpose made for the job.

I stuck the run of pelmit together offered it up and started to screw it in position, as I was doing this one of the miters failed and seeing as it was in place I couldn't be arsed taking it down again, so I sprayed in some accelerator and dribbled in the super glue.

Well a dollop dropped onto my eye lid, instinctively I wiped it with my finger, it is now my eyelid has stuck together, and now my finger is stuck to my eyelid as well.

I stopped at this point and burst out laughing, brings a whole new meaning to egg on your face, well I managed to separate my finger and my eyelid but my top eye lash was now firmly fixed to my bottom one.

The moral of the story is?.