Hmmm... I wonder if he was the same gentleman about whom I posted following our meeting on the A380. Yes it certainly can upset ones day but take comfort from the fact that
1. He undoubtedly has already had a bad day, probably as a result of his inflatable love companion suffering a terminal puncture that morning or his failure to complete the Daily Sport junior crossword.
2. His temporary contract as a trainee lavatory attendant at poundstretcher will soon expire and thus far he has failed to pass his grade 1 skid mark removers assessment.
3. Since his wife left him for Stephen Hawking on the grounds that 'Steve' was better in the sack, he has suffered from feelings of inadequacy of sufficient magnitude for him to feel no shame in procuring the intimate companionship of a number of different gerbils.
4. Actually that should be mice since his meager endowment would be like chucking a sausage up a back alley to a gerbil.
That's how I've started to regard such people anyway and it makes me feel better!
