Or what?
Last Thurday I finished building up a bike and was riding it home, thinking how sweet and fast it was, when one of the grips slid off in my hand. I'd used water to get them on, and had thought that they should be dry and grippy already. Stupid mistake. Stupid stupid stupid.
'Sack of potatoes' is a phrase that comes to mind. I must have travelled all of 6 metres, mostly on my face.
My wrist is swollen like a soggy balloon, I cant lie on my left side, cos my hip is to sore to touch and my face........oh, my face.....
[my agent will be sooooo cross, dahlings...... ......not! ]
Actually my face seems to be healing pretty quickly, but I look like one of those poor drunkards that are always falling and getting smashed up, except the rest of me doesn't fit the picture so everyone looks at me a bit funny on the street.
Broke my glasses, and so lucky that none of it went in my eye.
Luckily I've done a fair bit of first aid training, so managed to stick myself back together with bits of sticky tape and papier mache. All that Blue Peter watching comes in handy doesnt it?
Ok, I went to a+e and let them do it. They have the papier mache ready made see?
Anyway, wrist not borkd, so thats good.

Thats my stupid injury story.
Anyone else borking themselves?