Quote: | Originally Posted by frosty the snowman I've sustained 13 different fractures from such activities as parachuting, falling into a quarry, ten pin bowling and kicking a balloon with a wall behind it. I've also set myself on fire whilst caving and blown myself up with a camping stove. I sliced the end of my finger off with a vegetable slicer and tore the ligaments in my hand trying to climb a wet rock face. There are plenty more but those are the ones I'm proudest of.  |
And people still dive with you??!
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Human beings were invented by water as a device for transporting itself from one place to another.
If God had intended us to breathe underwater, he would have given us larger bank balances. |