I don't get this.
Whilst this is PRECISELY the kind of thing that Wilbo, Howard, Mal, James or I would do, we would actually have4 taken you down to see it, that would be the whole point of the joke. Then it would have been removed.
Not actually telling you about it just smacks of a malicious rather than humourous intent, which I don't understand. It's Howard and I that recieve all the red blobs, / hate mail and abuse - as we are the vocal ones in the team that can wind people up the wrong way. You're the diplomat in the team. So this makes no sense.
I know this has upset you mate. Rest assured it's not anyone in the team. Someone obviously has a grudge about something but doesnt to confront you about it, so fuck 'em. Or it's an absolutely inspired long term windup that is doing exactly what was intended. Don;t rise anymore to it though, just melt it down and make a v weight.
BTW I have a witness who can verify how I burnt my fingers
PS. As for the question "why am I a cock", we've never figured that out. We've just learned to accept you in the team for who you are and the skillset you add