| A goat went diving down in kent
he went in straight and came out bent
He thought "I like this -this is good
But me horns made holes in me diving hood
The tank was heavy, it weighed a ton
and with hooves, I can't keep me flippers on
I won't tell me mates, I'll just keep hush
cos me new job's munching BB's bush
She'll adopt me, feed me, find me a nanny
And I'll love up north, isn't that canny?" |