| I'm so fat.....
In a couple of threads lately I have refered to myself as being fat. Although I would not describe myself as skinny i'm not really that big. So with that in mind I thought I'd start a thread where you can do fat jokes but they have to be about yourself.
Rules are all jokes have to start with either of the following
I'm not fat but.....
or
I'm so fat........
So I will start the ball rolling
I'm not fat but.....last time I dived at Hodge close my buddies had to use 20lb of lard and a winch to get me through the tunnel
__________________  Breathe deep and dive shallow 
or better still grow gills and head for the abyss 
Dave Abraham Trip organiser BAD Club http://www.boltonareadivers.co.uk/
Last edited by Dave Abraham : 30-04-08 at 12:09 AM.
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