| I'm so fat my teeth have had liposuction
I'm not fat I'm fit, several times every day I give my chewing muscles a really good work out.
I'm not fat, I took a strategic decision to lower my centre of gravity in order to counteract my massive head.
__________________  Breathe deep and dive shallow 
or better still grow gills and head for the abyss 
Dave Abraham Trip organiser BAD Club http://www.boltonareadivers.co.uk/ |