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| Originally Posted by purple vonny Di she wore her lady flange,
Steve he wore a nappy,
They both thought they were safe to wee
but only one was happy
Di stayed dry, she'd come prepared
But Steve was not so lucky
His nappy leaked all down his leg
His undersuit was mucky
The cardinal rule of diving
Is always think ahead
don't just let go, of your bladder - no
remember what I said
Prepare your foof or gonads
and spend a bob or two
on proper stuff to seal your muff
and things to remove the glue
Don't just get some pampers
Then drink 5 cups of tea
and boldly go down diving
and have a great big wee |
There we have the Apprentice winner for tonight - National Incontinence Day - no idea why they didn't think of it!!
Well done Vonny
Di