Thread: 'Team urine' take the p*ss at Stoney Cove
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Old 01-05-08, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Madfish
can anyone offer any suggestions on how to remove the evidence that 'a lady has stuck something unusual down below' which is how I anticipate the hospital notes to read
My advice would be to leave it in it's current position and attach a longer hose to it and just pretend your a bloke you'll love it.....the World is our toilet

Safe diving,
Steve

P.S. to add insult to injury I may be allergic to my own wee, I appear to have a touch of 'nappy rash'
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