Behold the result of many hard hours of development in the GUE Lair somewhere deep underground near High Springs in Florida.
May I present the ultimate weapon in our cyber battle against the strokes: Lostdiver 2008.1 Beta. We have called it "Ben" in the hope that a more human face will lull you all into a false sense of security.
Notice how the ultimate in DIR Cyborgs wastes no time in ripping into even the least strokey and most formidable of YD adversaries - Nick B.
In the water the Lostdiver is effortless with gyroscopically controlled trim that is guaranteed to be totally flat at all times. Powered exclusively by Helium, the Lostdiver can be relied on to hit a stop within 5cm - 100% of the time.
The Lostdiver has undergone extensive field testing and recently passed effortlessly through Fundamentals with the Dark Mistress herself
I shall personally be handling the fine tuning of the web based Irony, Sarcasm and General Nastiness programming. It would appear that we have slightly underestimated the sheer variety and complexity of the Stroke communication here on YD. The huge diversity of irrational, strange and unpredictable behaviour from the Strokes is difficult to predict and programme against. And that's just above the surface
Clearly more development is needed to counter this.
We look forward to accepting your unconditional surrender sometime soon people
