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| Originally Posted by Madfish .................... WOULD PEOPLE STOP LEAVING MESSAGES ON MY MOBILE PHONE - ESPECIALLY URGENT/IMPORTANT ONES !!!!!!!!
as I live in North Norfolk and reception is hit and miss.
Thank you
Dianne
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Hello Dianne, Dr Frosty here. Well it's clear that you've become unusually upset, agressive and irrational. I'm willing to bet that you're craving chocolate, alcohol, films with Hugh Grant in and acts of violence against men. We doctors call this being 'up on blocks', 'boiling beetroots', 'watching arsenal play at home' or 'having a visit from auntie Flo'. Not to put too fine a point on it, this is related to your womens cycle.
However, fear not because Halfords have a sale on at the moment so I suggest you ask the nearest man who you haven't stabbed yet to drive you down there so that you can buy some panniers and a nice pink helmet. That should cheer you up and you'll still have time to get on with some cleaning. Glad to be of help as always.