| You know that thing when you get old and you look at photos of you 20 years ago..... well when you look back and see photos of yourself wearing them, you will be ashamed.
Like those brollies that used to fit on your head like a hat. Great idea, both hands free, kept you dry. They didn't catch on cos they made you look a berk.
Oh, go on wear the buggers then and have smelly conrish pasty feet.
You wouldn't see the Dude in them though. Heis far to dapper and debonaire.
(yes, the smells have gone, as have all the lodgers) |