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    Right, I'm offski now...

    ... see you in a coupla days in.......

    Brasil, Brasil, Brasil, Brasiiiiil.....

    da da da, dada dada...

    ... da da da dada dada "Um chueveza por fa for!"

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    Ahhh. Brasil........

    The girls have the mostamazing bodies but dogs of a head, look neck down however be carefull. At a Bar in Rio I stared and admired these beautifull body with the most amazing long thin straight hair to 'her buttocks, I slowly drank my beer and dreamet of her, after a long while 'it' turned around and it was a bloke!

    Brasil is great. Where are you going, to some off shore platform with hundred testosterone filled butchy mean looking for some bitch?
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    Oh yes, Brasil has got it all going on. Women are amazing, so's the beer and so's the food!

    Can remember going into Brasilian bbq restaurants, they're called 'churrascaria'. Every part of the cow bbq'd over open pit, then brought round to your table on skewer's. As well as huge buffet bar of salad, sushi, potatoes etc. By the time your finished there's not enough room left for a bottle of 'Antarctica' beer, so a caprini cocktail has to do instead!

    There's also these luxury motels in Brasil, can rent them by the hour or by day (not 'luxury' prices by western standards). They're amazing, went to one in sao paulo, the whole roof of the apartment is on roller's and slides off to let the sun beat down, you've got your own massive swimming pool, steam room and jacuzzi inside your room/apartment. As well as fully stocked bar in your room with all the good stuff. Having some 'playmates' join you for a pool party really makes it memorable.

    Damn I've gotta get back to Brasil!
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    Well I'm 'ere now... Victoria, north of Rio. The vessel is in port right now so had a few beers with the lads last night and got the lowdown on the project from the guy I'm replacing. Unlike Rio, this place isn't heaving with beauties - I guess they are here somewhere though. The last time I was here there was page 3 stunna's everywhere you looked... but every time I looked I got slapped by the stunna of a Brazilian wife that was with me Interesting that you admit to fancying TV's Chris and your "butchy men" quote sounds a bit camp

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    When I first skimmed your OP I thought you were coming to Bexhill.

    Oh well, your loss, I guess?

    Still hoping to become Comfortably Numb but feel more Dazed & Confused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finless View Post
    When I first skimmed your OP I thought you were coming to Bexhill.

    Oh well, your loss, I guess?

    Hmmm, Behill eh? It fits with the music don't it?

    Bex-hiiill, Bex-hiiill...

    Bex-hiiill, Bex-hiiill... I can visualise Finless samba-ing around with a half-hundredweight of fruit on his head with a pair of maracas in his hands!

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    Quote Originally Posted by A. Berk View Post
    ............... with a pair of maracas in his hands!
    I'm a bloke: always!

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    You've broken your maracas? Ouch!
    Still hoping to become Comfortably Numb but feel more Dazed & Confused.

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