Gloc yr fckn dco clcs r crp- underwater txt-ing.

[Woz]

Txt while diving:

NewsITems

Hlp! Trppd ndr wrk. Dggr.

[Richard Mason]

Originally Posted by Woz

NewsITems

Hlp! Trppd ndr wrk. Dggr.

Could add a whole new dimension to narcosis. Or narcosis could add a whole new dimension to texting...or ........whatever.

[Scubee]

It's bound to cost a ruddy fortune!

Although, to be able to send a message to the boat ; 'up in 5, put kettle on' would be worth it perhaps!

[Garf]

Given the convulsions etc, "Gloc yr fckn dco clcs r crp" is how it would come out anyway if we just tried to text the whole words to him after he runs the deco.

[Sooty Stoo]

I like the idea of narked texting.

I have recieved drunken texts, and it's always fun ask said texter what they were saying.

This will be quicker and potentially more embarrasing.

[Richard Mason]

Originally Posted by Scubee

It's bound to cost a ruddy fortune!

Although, to be able to send a message to the boat ; 'up in 5, put kettle on' would be worth it perhaps!

Your boat has a kettle?

[Woz]

Originally Posted by Garf

Given the convulsions etc, "Gloc yr fckn dco clcs r crp" is how it would come out anyway if we just tried to text the whole words to him after he runs the deco.

Does it transmit through pot walls?

[Garf]

Originally Posted by Woz

Does it transmit through pot walls?

dunno, when I was in the pot I just had dave pointing and laughin at me through the porthole

[ChristianG]

The Israelis seem to make a habit of coming up with these weird and wonderful concoctions, the ProEar mask is another one.

So you're going to text something like "I say, would you mind awfully old chap in giving me a bit of a hand, seems that a Great White has just bitten off half my leg."

Bah! It's described as a "compact unit". So you're going to be able to text something like that with a bluddy thick glove on? Even the divers who perhaps, possibly, maybe, might find this device useful will not in fact find it so because it is precisely those divers who will not have the presence of mind in their time of need.

Now if it was close to April 1 ...

And yes, this is an adaptation of what I wrote on handbagnet.

[Richard Mason]

Originally Posted by ChristianG

The Israelis seem to make a habit of coming up with these weird and wonderful concoctions, the ProEar mask is another one.

So you're going to text something like "I say, would you mind awfully old chap in giving me a bit of a hand, seems that a Great White has just bitten off half my leg."

Bah! It's described as a "compact unit". So you're going to be able to text something like that with a bluddy thick glove on? Even the divers who perhaps, possibly, maybe, might find this device useful will not in fact find it so because it is precisely those divers who will not have the presence of mind in their time of need.

Now if it was close to April 1 ...

And yes, this is an adaptation of what I wrote on handbagnet.

Oooh. You're still in a mood aren't you. Whassamatter - still got sh!t on your liver after the Marseille Massacre?

Have you heard how the ABs are going to get greenhouse credits for their flight back?

They're dropping the Wallabies off on the way.