Dare to be D.i.F.F

[2wheeldiver]

Hi Oh wisest one (inc greys!). Wot you need to be more DiFF is a completely new set of hand signals. I'll let you think about that one for a while, my favourite is the clasping of the crotch and the widest eyes possible, this obvoiously means; oops I left the Ferret in my drysuit!
More required...........................

[LisaR]

I will get the hang of this "quote" jobbie 1 of these days

[Diving Dude]

Originally Posted by 2wheeldiver

my favourite is the clasping of the crotch and the widest eyes possible,

No it's the sign my buddy, who knows his fish, gives me when l ask what type of fish something is and its a Pollock.

[Simon Lamb]

I'm in..

1) Me thewisestfish
2) Rustuk
3) Queen flip flop
4) Grim Reaper
5) Juz
6) Finless
7) Soggy Fox
8) Janos
9) Beary
10) Kirsty
11) Fathoms Down
12) Duncan Price
13) Drysuit diver
14) finbar.taylor
15) The Purist
16) Geoff Milne
17) Recurve
18) Andy the Commie.
19) Deck Bitch
20) Mark Davies
21) Twinset & wing (Giles)
22) Simon Lamb
23) ?
50) Howard the Diving Dude

New rule tho,

You should dive with a 'newbie' (god I hate that word) whenever you can. It's good to give a little back.

[Beardy]

Originally Posted by Simon Lamb

I'm in..

New rule tho,

You should dive with a 'newbie' (god I hate that word) whenever you can. It's good to give a little back.

Good rule. 'cept you got the pay back the wrong way round. It's diving with newbies and emulating their every preperation that'll keep the DiFF movement firmly rooted in 'not getting up themselves'[tm]

[Scuba1]

I will try to beter myself, honest

1) Me thewisestfish
2) Rustuk
3) Queen flip flop
4) Grim Reaper
5) Juz
6) Finless
7) Soggy Fox
8) Janos
9) Beary
10) Kirsty
11) Fathoms Down
12) Duncan Price
13) Drysuit diver
14) finbar.taylor
15) The Purist
16) Geoff Milne
17) Recurve
18) Andy the Commie.
19) Deck Bitch
20) Mark Davies
21) Twinset & wing (Giles)
22) Simon Lamb
23) Scuba1
24) ¿¿?
50) Howard the Diving Dude

[thewisestfish]

Originally Posted by Mark Davies

This is Howard . . .



Need I say more?

No - that's enough - he can be honorary God of DiFF. New members list on the way - and sometime today i will draw us up a new set of rules. Will design us all a nice logo this weekend....once again - all DiFF ideas welcome.....

[thewisestfish]

[quote=Mark Chase]

OK rule two is a bit to advanced and complex for me but I think I have the others covered. Can I be a probationary member??? I am sure 50 dives in stony cove and I could build up to this advanced level of dive planning.

Admittedly my present level of dive planning (switch on VR3 Yes its working go do dive preferably catch lobster to appease wife) is a tad minimalist. But I don’t like to complicate things with actual directional plans.

Obviously swimming about a bit requires a level of fitness to which I aspire but probably wont achieve so is there any chance of a drag your sorry arse over the wreck using your hands and if at all possible drift with the current division???

I realise that you will have to lower your high standards to let me in but I am worth it for comedy value if nothing else

ATB

Mark Chase

No necessity for horizontal directional plans - up and down is just perfect. You can join, absolutely.

[thewisestfish]

Okay - here we are, up to date DiFF members list. I am very impressed with the need of some people to be random numbers - break away from order, observe the DiFF spirit - people are climbing the DiFF ladder already....

1) Me thewisestfish
2) Rustuk
3) Queen flip flop
4) Grim Reaper
5) Juz
6) Finless
7) Soggy Fox
8) Janos
9) Beary (d)
10) Kirsty
11) Fathoms Down
12) Duncan Price
13) Drysuit diver
14) finbar.taylor
15) The Purist
16) Geoff Milne
17) Recurve
18) Andy the Commie.
19) Deck Bitch
20) Lynne
21) Bantam
22) Mark Davies
23) neilh
24) paddy diver
25) Twinset & wing (Giles)
26) Mr T
27) 2 Wheel Diver
28) Simon Lamb
42) Lisa Rob
48) Moray
50) Howard the Diving Dude (Honorary God of DiFF)

[The Purist]

Originally Posted by thewisestfish

people are climbing the DiFF ladder already....

Ladders???? Nooo - I'm far too unfit to be climbing ladders - I demand that a lift be fitted to any system I'm diving with!