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  1. 03-09-05 08:24 AM #1
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    Arrow Below water embarrassment

    Ok,

    This is a DiFF thread for you to share anything particularly DiFF that you have done below the water during the day - best put it on here and let us all learn from (and laugh at) your stupidilty so we don't do it ourselves....or laugh and do it anyway, only to go "Oh shit, I can't believe I did that"

    ie: No fins....open drysuit zip, or my personal favourite, shrinkwrapped drysuit forgot to connect the inflator hose.....etc.

    Share your embarrassment, and we will share ours back with you...

    Good stories will be carried through into a section on the website.
    I wish I could sleep under water so whenever I woke up I would be happy.

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  2. 03-09-05 08:39 AM #2
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    Almost drowned with laughing soooo much at my buddy taking a photo of me giving a certain gnome in capers a BJ.
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  3. 03-09-05 08:44 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by LisaR
    Almost drowned with laughing soooo much at my buddy taking a photo of me giving a certain gnome in capers a BJ.

    Oh dear.
    I wish I could sleep under water so whenever I woke up I would be happy.

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  4. 03-09-05 08:51 AM #4
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    I do recall a certain diver getting a starfish stuck to their head for the best part of an hour
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    Quote Originally Posted by Porg
    I do recall a certain diver getting a starfish stuck to their head for the best part of an hour
    Yes, that would be, erm, ME.
    I wish I could sleep under water so whenever I woke up I would be happy.

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  6. 03-09-05 08:55 AM #6
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    Where do you want the ladder bits? I spose they could go in both above and below water sections depending on which way i fall?
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    Did you hear about the one where Daz had an Eeyore clipped to his butt D ring for a whole dive?

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  8. 03-09-05 10:18 AM #8
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    I dumped gas from my BCD and decended from the surface to 5m whilst still trying to breath through my snorkle as I had forgoten to switch to the regulator


    Unfortunatly this was two weeks ago in Mallorca

    Yes Yes i know what the hell was i doing wearing a snorkle. Well we had been snorkling before and it was still attached to the damed mask

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  9. 03-09-05 10:24 AM #9
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    Ok,

    A few years ago in Gibraltar while diving some of the wrecks there, I jumped off the boat only to feel a sudden and sustained cold rush.

    Yep, I had left my dry suit fully open and took on several gallons of chilly winter Atlantic water.

    Apparently my buddy had never seen a diver get back to a boat so quickly!, getting up the ladder was a different case thought, I had to de-kit in the water as I was too heavy to climb. Once on board, I was so determined to still dive I "hung" myself upside down to empty the water for a few minuits, got my kit back on, and went in! I was blooding freezing.

    I'm older and wiser now, and would probably do it again!.

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