What do Druken DO's !!!!

[Majo]

Ever wondered what happens on the last night of a week long diving trip, well mister kendall (aka John) the Diving Officer and hence "GOD" likes a few beers and some mead. At this point the DO and the Training Officer, start listening to jon bon jovi and think we can do better than that. They spent the rest of the night mking their own version of Living on a prayer, I have decided to share this with you. I now giveyou the required coffee warning (don't have a mouth full of coffee). I am reliabiliy informed the last person who read this nearly wet themselves






(Musical intro)

'O'-ring in the high pres-sure hose.
Your air is pissin' out: the con-tents gauge fallin' down low
So low

Forty minutes deco away
We can't surface yet, your nitro-gen all must un-load
Un-load

Oh you've gotta breathe now, on what you've got,
It doesn't make a difference if you spasm or not.
We've got each other, so that's al-right - for gas
We'll give it a shot.
Oh, you've nitrox there
Oh-oh, running out of air.
Take my reg, we'll make it I swear,
Oh-oh, running out of air.

Arriving at the six metre stop,
Can't surface yet, we should send a blob for some air
Some air

Scared and all your stage gas is gone,
Buddy breathing now, fine - buddy it's all o-kay
O-kay

We've gotta breathe now, on what we've got,
It doesn't make a difference if we bubble or not.
We've got a chamber, so that's al-right - and a chopper
We'll go in the pot.
Oh, we're halfway there
Oh-oh, running out of air.
Take my reg, we'll make it I swear,
Oh-oh, running out of air.
Running out of air-air-air

(musical interlude)

Oh we're gonna sur-face, ready or not,
Our blood's gonna boil now, let's give it a shot!

Oh, we're halfway there
Oh-oh, running out of air.
Take my reg, and we'll make it I swear,
Oh-oh, running out of air.

Oh, we're halfway there
Oh-oh, running out of air.
Take my reg, and we'll make it I swear,
Oh-oh, running out of air.

Oh, we're halfway there
Oh-oh, running out of air

(fade out)

And if you think that's funny, think 3 people doing a line each as karakoe, while breathing a high helium mix from a stage, Wish I had a tape recorder thatnight

[Nikki Noo]

Originally Posted by Majo

Wish I had a tape recorder thatnight

YES I wish you had un-all!

[kath2407]

I'm seeing a chorus of this in the surface interval at stoiney in feb!

K XX

[Tim Ingmire]

Excellent!

[Paul Sharman]

[EdHornby]

don't forget to use a pony as an air guitar during the guitar solo for added cheese !

and a 2nd stage as a mic

[Scuba-D]

top bannana.

[DIVE BUDDHA]

excelent !!!

[Craby]

fantastic lyrics well done

gave me a giggle anyhow

[Jim Dowling]

anyone had a listen to the deco boys in sharm? the funniest thing in the red sea!!! songs including: BSAC Man On Holiday, Knocking on Adels' Door (Doc Adel runs the pot in sharm), Muppet Show, I Will Survive, N.A.C.D.....
For anyone whos ever dived in sharm, its a must. next gig, Papas in Hadaba on Sunday!