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Old 02-02-06, 11:54 AM
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Is he still in the country, or has he gone to Mexico?
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Old 02-02-06, 11:55 AM
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Who? Paul or Len?
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Old 02-02-06, 11:56 AM
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No the abusive skipper, I was thinking of Budgie, but he struck me as too nice too.
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Paul? Although I'd say he's probably too nice as well.
Wanna put a boat name with that guess.

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Old 22-02-06, 01:14 AM
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A skipper last year when my mate and myself were "leisurly" getting kitted up for a drift dive:

"Will you get off my fucking boat!"

There's a green blob for anyone who can guess the skipper. I doubt it will be easy....

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dougie aquanauts!!!!!!
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Old 22-02-06, 01:18 AM
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quote from dive trip

me: it got rough quick
skipper: dont worry its only rough on the top??
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Old 22-02-06, 01:28 AM
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That sounds like Dover's one and only. If it wasn't him then I bet he'll pick up on it and use it in the future!
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OH , and there was this time a yottie got a bit close ,,,,,,,,,,, Simon Powell ( padowan ) will tell ya that little gem ,
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Old 22-02-06, 11:43 AM
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just remembered this from my old troop sargent after he had the snip and was taking the 6 month sample in

Sgt: heres the sample you asked for
Girl on desk: IS THAT it
Sgt: sorry wife swallowed the rest

result meeting with RSM without biscuits
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Old 22-02-06, 01:01 PM
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Wanna put a boat name with that guess.
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Old 22-02-06, 01:06 PM
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this one was from my other half,s son,s girlfriend.
" what day is bank holiday monday on?"
and and "where was it in switzerland that the titanic sunk?"
get loads of classsics from her. its a shame but she,s harmless
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