Leading on from the Disco Deco... Karma Sutra Safety Stops

[Tazzie]

Planned trip coming up in Sharm on a liveaboard in september and although we usually get an interesting reef to swim next to for our safety stops there will be a number of occasions where we'll be stopping on a line - yawn!

So, where can I get a waterproof version of the karma sutra to spice up those boring safety stops? Is it going to be standard dive shop stock anyone reckon?

Roll on dive number 69

[rustuk]

Speak to LisaR - She's BOUND to have one!!!!!

[Harlequin]

Well, considering what I heard happened on the Safety Stop at Stonet the other week with Jim and Lisa I'd have to agree that she'd probably e the best one for material such as that. In-fact, I'd be very surprised indeed if she didn't already have a laminated copy.

Now there's a thought eh...?

Laminated Porn mags and a Karma Sutra. Jesus, there's gotta be a market out there, dual use as-well

I feel a shopping cart webpage coming on...

[Tazzie]

Originally Posted by Harlequin

Well, considering what I heard happened on the Safety Stop at Stonet the other week with Jim and Lisa I'd have to agree that she'd probably e the best one for material such as that. In-fact, I'd be very surprised indeed if she didn't already have a laminated copy.

You SO can't leave it like that... spill the beans

[Harlequin]

I can mate --> I want Lisa to Buddy me again sometime this year

Ask Jim, I'm sure he's got over the trauma by now

[rustuk]

Originally Posted by Harlequin

I can mate --> I want Lisa to Buddy me again sometime this year

Ask Jim, I'm sure he's got over the trauma by now

I'd still wear a cricket box just in case!!

[Harlequin]

Originally Posted by Tazzie

You SO can't leave it like that... spill the beans

OK

As far as I know (rumour has it) that while on a three header (Lisa, Jim & Hopper (I think) Lisa and Jim were caught in a rather compromising position that could only be described as:

1. She was vigorously trying to turn off his air with her legs clasped around his midrif
2. She was riding him like a mule but slipping a little further down the rump than necessary

So, make your own mind up. Sorry, no photographic evidence avalable as all negatives were handed over to Stoney staff for later analysis

Suffice to say that Jim's bouyancy control was all shot at this stage as I'm sure mine would be if I had someone writhing on me back slapping me arse and yelling "Ride em cowboy" through their reg

Happy..?

Y'know I've probably lost one of my most valued weekday buddies now don't ya...?

[LisaR]

Originally Posted by Harlequin

OK

As far as I know (rumour has it) that while on a three header (Lisa, Jim & Hopper (I think) Lisa and Jim were caught in a rather compromising position that could only be described as:

1. She was vigorously trying to turn off his air with her legs clasped around his midrif
2. She was riding him like a mule but slipping a little further down the rump than necessary

So, make your own mind up. Sorry, no photographic evidence avalable as all negatives were handed over to Stoney staff for later analysis

Suffice to say that Jim's bouyancy control was all shot at this stage as I'm sure mine would be if I had someone writhing on me back slapping me arse and yelling "Ride em cowboy" through their reg

Happy..?

Y'know I've probably lost one of my most valued weekday buddies now don't ya...?

OOA..........BUDDY............... SOLO..................... anything spring to mind

[dlegros]

Originally Posted by LisaR

OOA..........BUDDY............... SOLO..................... anything spring to mind

All the more reason for a "long hose"

Dom

[Harlequin]

Told ya mate, I'm in bovver ow.

Hey Lisa, Fancy Stoney on Wednesday...?