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Old 06-10-07, 07:16 PM
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No mate....I'm not, you've met him.
surely i wasnt that bad when i bought my vytec ?

and i cant remember sitting on the bottom either ? lol

andrew pm me with who ya talking about as ive no idea!
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Old 06-10-07, 07:20 PM
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How about a quick check at 6m onya descent and realising ya buddy's got his snorkel in his gob!
I must be the buddy from hell then as I've got to 4m and suddenly realised I didn't have reg in my gob.


(this was a few years ago mind....)
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Old 06-10-07, 07:31 PM
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I must be the buddy from hell then as I've got to 4m and suddenly realised I didn't have reg in my gob.


(this was a few years ago mind....)


I didn't say he was th buddy from hell... just full of himself....
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Old 06-10-07, 11:34 PM
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How about a quick check at 6m onya descent and realising ya buddy's got his snorkel in his gob!
Now i have done that when i first started out, but only managed a 1 meter before noticing that their ant much air in the water Ooops choke, choke.

I am better now can make 5 meters (Just Joking)
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jeez! reading this lot, i can't believe the flak i get for doing the odd solo dive. think i'm better off
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Sorry diving dancer thought I had dont a really good job not turning the light on....not tripping over for once.......and not asking where me socks are or any thing.........was really pleased with me self

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On BSAC Advanced nitrox course, during the classroom day it was explained that we have to deploy a DSMB with the instructor as a reference point and not ascend or descend more than 1m.

Numpty turns to me and says 'DSMB??? I think I've done one of those once' Numpty is a signed up sports diver

At the in water assessment on day 2 I was told to deploy my DSMB first in the group. That done I laid back to watch the show.............. numpty was next.

Numpty spends about 5 mins sorting the bag out and attaching it to the reel, gets it inflated to about 50% full (at 18m) begins to ascend, continues to ascend, disappears from view. Completed an ascent with the bag from 18m in about 30 seconds. Nice. Luckily was 10 mins into the dive and on EAN36.

Numptys second go on dive 2. Pretty much the same as dive one, but ascends 5 metres ish' during deployment then lets go of the reel - correct action but....... the reel and bag were never seen again - its Stoney cove, not the ocean. One of the mysteries of life.
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I've dived with plenty of numpties, the best was one who forgot to do his drysuit up, then when I asked about a buddy check got told to fcuk off, at which point I realised I had no weightbelt.

It can happen to anyone at any time, and they dont need to be newbies either.
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I've dived with plenty of numpties, the best was one who forgot to do his drysuit up, then when I asked about a buddy check got told to fcuk off, at which point I realised I had no weightbelt.

It can happen to anyone at any time, and they dont need to be newbies either.
Do you know why I took the name Finless?
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