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[Madfish]

Originally Posted by Moz

Why did Howard Payne spring to mind there?

Di

[Diving Dude]

Thanks for reminding me.

l had one of these behind some boxed in pipes, put some poison down. no more scratching sounds but a funny smell.

When l say one of these l mean it's bigger cousin.

[weazelz]

Originally Posted by Janos

I had ostrich burgers at Porthkerris Dive Centre and they tasted a lot like snake [1]

[Moz]

Originally Posted by Diving Dude

Thanks for reminding me.

l had one of these behind some boxed in pipes, put some poison down. no more scratching sounds but a funny smell.

When l say one of these l mean it's bigger cousin.

//Manuel mode on//

But meeester faulty, eeeet's a hamster!

//off//

[JasonP]

Originally Posted by Diving Dude

Thanks for reminding me.

l had one of these behind some boxed in pipes, put some poison down. no more scratching sounds but a funny smell.

When l say one of these l mean it's bigger cousin.

It's when you put down traps and the one caught in the trap gets half eaten by its mates that it gets particularly unpleasant.

Jason

[Scubee]

I had one of these once. She lived in a huge cage that cost me a fortune. The bloody thing could get the lid off, so I used to weigh it down with a bottle of vodka...... one night I finished the bottle. Got up the next day to find the bottle on the floor, the lid off an empty cage, and no hamster anywhere.

i often wondered what happened to it.

I don't have much luck with pets.

i got rabbits once. 2 of them. The shop assured me they were both female. However, i figured they had lied to me when I caught them shagging.


Sorry... i just thought i would share those tales with you so that you can take the PI55

[Diving Dude]

Originally Posted by Scubee

..... so that you can take the PI55

Back to that submarine off Portland Bill again.

[digital_steve]

Originally Posted by Moz

Ha!