I Feel Dirty

[warmwaterdiver]

[stands up]

Hello, my names Gary

Today, for the first time, I logged into divingniknaks.com and bought stuff

Does this mean I'm going DIR?

Please help

[sits down]

[Buoyant Babe]

Originally Posted by warmwaterdiver

Does this mean I'm going DIR?

Dunno about that but from what I hear you're probably going to be skint!

Kiss goodbye to your wallet.....

[Reikimaster]

if it was a bolt snap maybe not but, HID, wing, ss backplate, and the likes then its a slippery slope i'm afraid

[Phoenix]

Originally Posted by warmwaterdiver

[stands up]

Hello, my names Gary

Today, for the first time, I logged into divingniknaks.com and bought stuff

Does this mean I'm going DIR?

Please help

[sits down]

I really wouldn't worry about it, I've bought stuff from Phil and it'll be a cold day in hell before I go DIR.

Ian

[Tricky]

Originally Posted by iani

I really wouldn't worry about it, I've bought stuff from Phil and it'll be a cold day in hell before I go DIR.

Yup, buying from Phill doesn't mean you have DIR tendencies, it just means you rely on wh*res for pleasure

[Woz]

Hello. My name is Woz. I can say that I have *never* bought anything from Nacker's website.

I have, however, secreted an AL40 into my boot at Stoney when his back was turned then paid for it grudgingly.

However I understand the need to "magpie" oneself with shiny diving sh1t. IT is a disease. Eventually, like me, you will run out of things you can buy. I really can't think of anything at all that I need.

[weazelz]

Originally Posted by warmwaterdiver

Today, for the first time, I logged into divingniknaks.com and bought stuff

I know the feeling, I did exactly the same on friday, just a few little bits ... but isn't that always the way?

[MATTBIN]

Originally Posted by Woz

Hello. My name is Woz. I can say that I have *never* bought anything from Nacker's website.

I have, however, secreted an AL40 into my boot at Stoney when his back was turned then paid for it grudgingly.

However I understand the need to "magpie" oneself with shiny diving sh1t. IT is a disease. Eventually, like me, you will run out of things you can buy. I really can't think of anything at all that I need.

You poor man, you need serious counselling.

Matt

[Howard Payne]

Phill's a top bloke and nothing's too much trouble - whether your DIR or not - thoroughly recommended.

[John Touhig]

If you really concentrate on the Nakers web site you can actually see the subliminal messages (just like Gledders avatar) saying things like “Hmmm Shinny Stuff”, “Must Have Shinny Torch” & “You know you want it Big Boy” (that might have been another website, I’m not sure). Last week it seduced me into buying a whole load of stuff that I really needed, at a very sensible price and with top customer service.

It is a truly evil place…..


Perhaps we should start a new organisation, “DivingNikNaks Anonymous” or “D.A.” for short to help those who just can’t resist.