Packed and ready for Stoney

[Fiona]

Originally Posted by Mark Chase

I was supposed to be going but i feel realy crap with flu and cant dive anyway so I am not.

ATB

Mark Chase

Mr Chase you are a whimp

I had noticed there were quite a few chaps bailed because of a bit of a cold (man flu) but I still managed to get there. I am however extremely knackered, after hearing the horror stories of queuing around dawn, on Friday night I stayed up and watched CIN then sorted myself out and left home at 2.45am and arrived at Stoney around 4.45am I joined a queue of about 10 cars, I am glad I got there when I did because I wouldn't have known the system and only worked it out when people turned into the car park, which is where I was this morning.

So no sleep Friday night, bloody bad cold and greeted Mal with no voice (bliss I hear you say). Anyway I got two dives in with Mal one crap one and one reasonable one.

I would just like to say, I have had a lovely weekend with a bunch of very friendly and extremely helpful divers.

Thanks to Mal and Clare for buddying me over the two days

[divingniknaks]

Originally Posted by PW1664

Me thinks if some rear-ended him, the last thing on his mind would be his cylinders!!

It'd be all right as long you gave me a cuddle afterwards

[divingniknaks]

Originally Posted by Fiona

Anyway I got two dives in with Mal one crap one and one reasonable one.

Why what did Mal get wrong ?


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[Fiona]

Originally Posted by divingniknaks

Why what did Mal get wrong ?

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Not him - ME


Anyway I have been sent home from work - they do say you shouldn't dive with a cold

[Woz]

You know that shed I turned up in on Sun? Perfect dive mobile. It's got self-levelling suspension so you load it up so the towbar scrapes on the floor then drive 20 yds down the road and it pumps itself back up. Plus the car is shagged anyway so you really don't care about dive kit trashing it.

However with all that weight in it does handle like a pissed up tramp on an ice rink.

[markosis]

Originally Posted by Bardo

For my part, I hope they all have fun this weekend... Me? I'll be spending most of my weekend surrounded by gorgeous women wearing very, very little clothing... (don't ask!)

Are you going to 'Erotica' then? You'll probably meet a couple of girls from my club who've been talking about it for ages.

[Bardo]

Originally Posted by markosis

Are you going to 'Erotica' then? You'll probably meet a couple of girls from my club who've been talking about it for ages.

Hehe. That was about the size of it. Trust me - I saw sights that would make yer eyes water!!!!! (some VERY pleasant and some definately not so!). Plus, I met Lindsey Dawn Mackenzie which was a bit weird as she's a bit of a boiler, if truth be known... lol

Still, the missus bought herself lots of nice frilly stuff and a butt plug for me! (I'm joking about the butt plug before anyone says anything! lol)

Still, none of it compares to what I did last week - I went to the Dr Who Exhibition in Cardiff. Exterminate!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sad? Moi?

[markosis]

Did you meet a short lady with red hair called Hayley who was selling leather and chain wear?

[Bardo]

Originally Posted by markosis

Did you meet a short lady with red hair called Hayley who was selling leather and chain wear?

Leather and Chain wear? What makes you think that I'd be frequenting a stall selling that sort of stuff!!!!!!? (he says, stroking his new fluffy cuffs). I aint one of those 'preverts', you know!!!!

ps. Trivia moment for y'all! Anyone able to name the film that the term 'prevert' came from? And the answer isn't 'Bardos home videos'!!!!