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Old 04-01-07, 12:24 AM
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Actually I feel calling it Christmas pud will cause people to shuffle off this mortal coil in a horrible fashion.

By bringing together the best plum duffs, yule logs and inferior Christmas puds we can reinvent the pudding wheel and it shall henceforth be called the DIR no alcohol, sugar, dried fruit, egg, and nut non denominational seasonal pudding.

Please be aware that the flour must be baked until black to qualify, remember less than 100% DIRNASDFEANNDSP is not a DIRNASDFEANNDSP.

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1/2 bottle of brandy
1/4 bottle sherry
2 glasses of port
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Definitely not a dir pud.

l mean that's the whole years booze supply of speedo boy and Jarry

Me thinks Garfy's not quiet ready for the full length probe....there's hope yet

Oh, and does anyone have a clue what Steve's on about in the post above?
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Yeah but I bet he didn't look the recipe up on some expensive computer that crashed twice with a blue screen that said: "refer to recipe card"

That recipe came straight of the top of his head - that's "pudding on the fly" that is - with the correct ratio of currants and raisins and with maximum use of the "Brandy Window"
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Yeah but I bet he didn't look the recipe up on some expensive computer that crashed twice with a blue screen that said: "refer to recipe card"

That recipe came straight of the top of his head - that's "pudding on the fly" that is - with the correct ratio of currants and raisins and with maximum use of the "Brandy Window"
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Yeah but I bet he didn't look the recipe up on some expensive computer that crashed twice with a blue screen that said: "refer to recipe card"

That recipe came straight of the top of his head - that's "pudding on the fly" that is - with the correct ratio of currants and raisins and with maximum use of the "Brandy Window"
cooking sherry is your friend. apparently.
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Yes. The lower proof percentage allows you to get on it earlier, and it's absorbed quickly.

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Yeah but I bet he didn't look the recipe up on some expensive computer that crashed twice with a blue screen that said: "refer to recipe card"

That recipe came straight of the top of his head - that's "pudding on the fly" that is - with the correct ratio of currants and raisins and with maximum use of the "Brandy Window"
Good one Howard but after they took it out and served it there was a problem, and had to go back to the pot for a session to finish off the day

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cooking sherry is your friend. apparently.
Oh Tom surely you don't buy cooking sherry

There is only one - Croft Original, I buy it for the trifle but obviously have to drink the rest
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