DIR? Eh?

[Fiona]

No Mark Glendinning (he is Divingdingo on here)




That isn't to say Mr Mark Powell isn't rather lovely to

[hogen-deifar]

Originally Posted by Fiona

No Mark (oh I can't remember his surname, but he is Divingdingo on here)

Thanks for that! It's nice to put faces to names finally! Well, in some cases it is!!! hahaha! Present company excluded, of course!!!

[Garf]

Originally Posted by hogen-deifar

Thanks for that! It's nice to put faces to names finally! Well, in some cases it is!!! hahaha! Present company excluded, of course!!!

so, Hagen-Daz, I understand you're coming along to listen to the chimps at the DIR experience weekend, be good to see you there

[SoggyFox]

so who's who?

[Garf]

Well, ok

From the left.

This would be Chimp 1. Gareth Lock. Most definitely the most polite of the three, and there's no way Howard or I could be accused of speaking no evil. Strangely, both Howard and I adopt a similar position after trying anything GLOC has cooked.

In the middle would be Chimp 3. Howard Payne. This is uncanny representation of his immediate and trained response to an emergency situtation. A remarkably strange man, who believes that if he can't see it, it can't hurt him, which some might take as a rather usual attitude to ascent rates.

On the Right would be myself, Garf. Chimp 2. This is a defensive position I take whenever GLOC is explaining how much deco he thinks we should do, or Howard is explaining what he got up to the previous evening before today's deco dive. I call this the "lah-lah-lah" approach to team harmony.


I should also announce two new members to Team foxturd. Wilbo has signed up as a permanent member, with the title "just try not to F**K up - no evil", and Mal Bridgeman is on secondment with the chimps with the title "Don't worry, we know what we're doing - no evil".

[wilbo]

I am a chimp in training. I am still learning:

(Yes - I know its not a chimp..)

Mal is a little more experienced than me:



while looking for images I found this.. This is what happens when a chimp doesn't follow the DIR fitness regime and lets themself go..

[Woz]

Anyone else get this running through their head after looking at that photo:

"Young man
There's no need to feel down I said
Young man...."

[Fiona]

Don't worry Mark, Mal will look after you

[Miss Roxy Chablis]

I'm whichever one is masturbating furiously and poo flinging

[Kirstie]

Originally Posted by Woz

I always find those boots that Finbar's wearing strangely erotic and attractive.....