Just Having A Laugh!!!!

[NotDeadYet]

Originally Posted by Howard Payne

Have Chasey and The Dude been cruising Clapham Common again? *tsk tsk*

Oh, Howard... only in your head could you have thought I meant The Dude

[Sixsquid]

Originally Posted by Mal Bridgeman

Thing is we are all the same .... dive with one, you've dived with 'em all

Like catching an STD
Variety is the spice of life and all that

Apart from Howard .... he's quite different on the surface at least

Actually, I think I'd be far too scared to dive with Howard !!!! Then again, I've dived with Digger a few times and survived

P.S. Will fix a date soon

Cool and if you get there on a Wednesday evening you'll get to join in all those shenanigans you've been reading about

[NotDeadYet]

Originally Posted by Garf

a couple of us started to look at this earlier in the year, as we were liking the look of the revo.

Shame on you... admitting that out loud...

[Garf]

Originally Posted by NotDeadYet

Shame on you... admitting that out loud...

"thinking" divers, remember. We question the standards all the time. that's how standards change

[NotDeadYet]

Originally Posted by Garf

We question the standards all the time. that's how standards change

Yeah but you all say "we're thinking divers" now

[neilh]

Been a bit busy while I had lunch folks?

Originally Posted by SoggyFox

seems a waste of precious time to me, i will of course signal my buddies for assitance as would anyone, but i'd like to think that they're awake enough to see theres a problem and assist as nessecary. But in the mean time i'd like to save my ar$e and have the shutdown complete and then let them come finning into me and sort the trouble out.

The procedure is to do both though - while you're signalling with one hand you're shutting down what you believe to be the failed post with the other. If that doesn't work you isolate. Isolating at the same time is going to save gas if your neck o-ring or manifold has gone bang or you've shut the wrong side down. In any case as Clare says you have reserve gas across the team so preserving every last bit of your own is not vital.

Originally Posted by JasonP

whats the difference between using 2 hands to shut the valves and one hand to shut the valves and waving the torch hopefully in the direction of my buddy?

At least in the dark your buddy can follow your light back to you if necessary. If you've dropped your torch or moved it while you manipulate the valves then it may be difficult for them to work out where you are once they spot your light has disappeared.

Originally Posted by SoggyFox

but using 2 hands would reduce the amount of time any valve stays open, as one hand shuts the manifold the other would be shutting the next valve and so on.

or 1 hand closes manifold then moves onto next valve and so on, closing valves individually, one by one.

True, but it's splitting hairs really isn't it? You're most likely to have a failure on your right post (speaking DIR stylee here). Next up I guess would be a left post failure. Failures that need you to isolate would be less frequent wouldn't they? So by isolating first you could argue that you're guarding against the infrequent failure first.

In any case it's all b*ll*x - if you can shut your valves and isolate in whatever sequence you want in a reasonable time then you're going to have a chance at sorting a problem. DIR is just one such sequence (and I suspect not exclusively used by DIR-only divers)

Originally Posted by Sixsquid

You, me, a week on Valkyrie in Scapa ................ watch this space

Indeed - I'll bring the jetfins and Halcyon logos you asked for, nobody will ever know

Originally Posted by Buoyant Babe

Sixy - do you think Neil and Moz will suss we're going to groom them for DIS?

Not if we groom you first
I can see this is going to be a most entertaining trip

Originally Posted by SoggyFox

BUT i want to do the course to learn about the holistic approach to diving but why only OC? I don't need the OC tech or cave cards but i alwasy enjoy learning and opening my eyes to other ways of diving. I think the team approach is highly commendable and thats most of DIR/GUE that i'd like to learn about.

...except you don't want the OC bit of the holistic approach or to use the same kit as your team in the team approach and don't want to open your eyes to diving OC in a DIR stylee

I guess you just have to accept that 99% of the GUE training is OC based, so if you really do want to do a course then you'll have to do it OC. If you just want to find out more about it outside a course there are other ways

Originally Posted by NotDeadYet

Shame on you... admitting that out loud...

Hmmm, looks like the PADI studying is starting to damage the DIR probe

[tom]

Originally Posted by NotDeadYet

Yeah but you all say "we're thinking divers" now

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/lb/individ.wav

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/lb/diffrent.wav

[Sixsquid]

Originally Posted by neilh

Indeed - I'll bring the jetfins and Halcyon logos you asked for, nobody will ever know

Ha ha ha I already dive Jetfins and feel free to stick Halcyon all over me, it'll look like I have money to burn although don't stick an 'H' on my head, that's for the Rimmers

Not if we groom you first
I can see this is going to be a most entertaining trip

I'm attaching lots of coloured kit as we speak

[neilh]

Originally Posted by Sixsquid

Ha ha ha I already dive Jetfins and feel free to stick Halcyon all over me, it'll look like I have money to burn although don't stick an 'H' on my head, that's for the Rimmers

Originally Posted by Sixsquid

I'm attaching lots of coloured kit as we speak

Hmmm, some more black marker pens needed then

[Sixsquid]

Originally Posted by neilh

Hmmm, some more black marker pens needed then

I gather GLOC does a good line in pens

Now........... let see if I can get some danglies and suicide clips ....... although DIRers like the telephone coil stuff don't they? Now that is a crime
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