Just Having A Laugh!!!!

[Steve S]

Originally Posted by Howard Payne

Behold the result of many hard hours of development in the GUE Lair somewhere deep underground near High Springs in Florida.

May I present the ultimate weapon in our cyber battle against the strokes: Lostdiver 2008.1 Beta. We have called it "Ben" in the hope that a more human face will lull you all into a false sense of security.

Notice how the ultimate in DIR Cyborgs wastes no time in ripping into even the least strokey and most formidable of YD adversaries - Nick B.

In the water the Lostdiver is effortless with gyroscopically controlled trim that is guaranteed to be totally flat at all times. Powered exclusively by Helium, the Lostdiver can be relied on to hit a stop within 5cm - 100% of the time.

The Lostdiver has undergone extensive field testing and recently passed effortlessly through Fundamentals with the Dark Mistress herself

I shall personally be handling the fine tuning of the web based Irony, Sarcasm and General Nastiness programming. It would appear that we have slightly underestimated the sheer variety and complexity of the Stroke communication here on YD. The huge diversity of irrational, strange and unpredictable behaviour from the Strokes is difficult to predict and programme against. And that's just above the surface Clearly more development is needed to counter this.

We look forward to accepting your unconditional surrender sometime soon people

Thank fcuk for that, I just assumed another all seeing and knowing dive God had entered the building intent on picking up the struggle [as so many before him have tried to do] of saving us mere mortals from ourselves via the DIR gospel

Safe diving,
Steve

[lostdiver]

My processing chip mk5dir module 3(new and improved with ultra aggro argue mode), and everyone else has completed forgotten the reason of the post...

I was showing the lower form of life (strokes) strength of people's passion being spouted in these forums, it really is a good thing. I'm glad people out there are so passionate. Makes it worth my while and makes the struggle, or the resistance as I call it, that much more futile.

You will ALL BE CONVERTED EVENTUALLY!!!!! Now I'm out of the breeding cave that George found me in deep in florida

How was that Howard????

[Sparky750]

Surely your name should no longer be lostdiver because you've now been found having yourself found the good book that is the GUE taking it up the hoop manual

[Steve S]

Originally Posted by lostdiver

My processing chip mk5dir module 3(new and improved with ultra aggro argue mode), and everyone else has completed forgotten the reason of the post...

I was showing the lower form of life (strokes) strength of people's passion being spouted in these forums, it really is a good thing. I'm glad people out there are so passionate. Makes it worth my while and makes the struggle, or the resistance as I call it, that much more futile.

You will ALL BE CONVERTED EVENTUALLY!!!!! Now I'm out of the breeding cave that George found me in deep in florida

How was that Howard????

I'm sure many of the DIR divers who actually remember how corrosive posts like that were in the past must be so pleased you have started up with this particular style of posting.

You seem just the spark needed to really make the simmering undercurrent on here of late kick off.

FTR you aren't the first, you won't be the last, but I suspect you'll calm down eventually.....they usually do don't they Howard?

Safe diving,
Steve

[Tricky]

Originally Posted by Howard Payne

...the least strokey and most formidable of YD adversaries - Nick B.

Least strokey? I bet if you cut him in half you'd see the word stroke running through him like a stick of rock


Still, at least he dives...

[Howard Payne]

You seem just the spark needed to really make the simmering undercurrent on here of late kick off

I know - it's wonderful isn't it? Mwah ha ha

You think I've calmed down?

[Steve S]

Originally Posted by Howard Payne

I know - it's wonderful isn't it? Mwah ha ha

You think I've calmed down?

No and a little

Safe diving,
Steve

[Bardo]

Originally Posted by Howard Payne

Behold the result of many hard hours of development in the GUE Lair somewhere deep underground near High Springs in Florida.

May I present the ultimate weapon in our cyber battle against the strokes: Lostdiver 2008.1 Beta. We have called it "Ben" in the hope that a more human face will lull you all into a false sense of security.

Notice how the ultimate in DIR Cyborgs wastes no time in ripping into even the least strokey and most formidable of YD adversaries - Nick B.

In the water the Lostdiver is effortless with gyroscopically controlled trim that is guaranteed to be totally flat at all times. Powered exclusively by Helium, the Lostdiver can be relied on to hit a stop within 5cm - 100% of the time.

The Lostdiver has undergone extensive field testing and recently passed effortlessly through Fundamentals with the Dark Mistress herself

I shall personally be handling the fine tuning of the web based Irony, Sarcasm and General Nastiness programming. It would appear that we have slightly underestimated the sheer variety and complexity of the Stroke communication here on YD. The huge diversity of irrational, strange and unpredictable behaviour from the Strokes is difficult to predict and programme against. And that's just above the surface Clearly more development is needed to counter this.

We look forward to accepting your unconditional surrender sometime soon people

Hehe. No matter how you dress it up Howard, grooming is grooming. The Catholic Church would be proud - you'll have him dressed as a choir boy next!

[Sparky750]

Originally Posted by Bardo

Hehe. No matter how you dress it up Howard, grooming is grooming. The Catholic Church would be proud - you'll have him dressed as a choir boy next!

[Howard Payne]

you'll have him dressed as a choir boy next!

That's pretty much all black isn't it? Perfect