Help needed with boat links

[peter k]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Gavin Yates @ Oct. 23 2003,19:17)]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] ]I would hope that a soap-dodging, cave dwelling weegie like yourself would get the same treatment.

No, We wouldn't have poofed about playing Doctors and Nurses. Straight out with the wire brush and Dettol, quick scrub, swally of the laughing frog and on with life.

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] ]BTW - What was the score last night? Bad game didn't know who I hated the most.

Judge at the FAI- "So Mr Kelly, how far away from Mr Yates were you that fateful day in the Sound of Mull?".
Mr K- "Standing right next to him m'lud"
Judge- So, being the nearest person to Mr Yates, would you say he was pushed off or did he jump off the boat?".
Mr K- "Oh, definately jumped m'lud!".


Peter

[Gavin Yates]

<font color='#000F22'>So that'd be 1-0 against the Huns then?

[Mark Davies]

<font color='#000080'>Ben, I take it from previous posts that you were succesful then?

Had no doubts myself. It's clear from the standard of trainees that we're getting (so recently publicised so admirably) that we're taking on just about any old &nbsp;cretin that volunteers! However, I am sure you merit your new found position. Ask for the C1, it's bloody lovely here! (Oh, and watch out for anyone with suspicious little holes in their coats!).

You'd best get in what mid-week diving you can before you start - there won't be much chance for a good three months after that. Like Tim I'm up for it as soon as we get back from the Red Sea.

[Ben Harris]

<font color='#8D38C9'>sorted, will let everyone know details as they become available!!

Cheers Mark - the irony is the nurse said I was in excellant health and fitness

[Fi]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Gavin Yates @ Oct. 22 2003,13:37)]I resent the implication that I'm galavanting around the UK diving  whilst you're stuck in a tedious job of mind-crushing regularity.

Sometimes I go to the pub instead of diving.  

<font color='#736AFF'>Yes. &nbsp;And you have until next Tuesday to finish all that ironing!

Enjoy darling!!! &nbsp;

PS. &nbsp;What's for dinner?

[Tim Ingmire]

LOL.

You should try and get him to wear a maids outfit whilst doing the domestic stuff Fi.  Then take a photo of it and post here.

But then, maybe he already DOES wear the outfit.  In that case, we just need the photo.  It can be pinned to a cabin door on the boat, and if the leg doesn't heal - we can expect nice clean cabins every day

[Ben Harris]

<font color='#8D38C9'>Your assuming hell be able to get onboard, i give the following reasons:
1. No coordination.
2. Bad centre of gravity.
3. Problems walking
4. Getting a bit old
5. Post traumatic stress from the last &quot;Accident&quot;

Gav has the skipper sued you yet for breaking the prop shaft when you fell on the boat or hasnt he put two and two together yet....

[peter k]

It looks like it's your turn to get bullied on the boards this week Gav! If you tell a teacher that all the big nasty-wasty boys are laughing at you sore little leggy-weggy, I'm sure she'll have a word with their Mummys and Daddies.

Don't listen to them, you're a brave wee soldier!!!

Peter

[Gavin Yates]

<font color='#000F22'>Bastards ... you're all bastards .

(Gav goes of to cry on own having told wife to do her ain f*cking ironing)