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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ's): Discuss Using the 'Quote', Smilies and Emoticons Function. in the Site Administration forums: Look Bryan, How many times do I have to tell you?! It's not 'Oh My God'!' - it's 'Oh My ...

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Old 19-08-04, 07:27 PM
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Look Bryan,

How many times do I have to tell you?!

It's not 'Oh My God'!' - it's 'Oh My Doug!' (resident YD Deity)

Write it out a hundred times before dawn or I'll cut yer balls off!
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Have a look at this:

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should get you sorted.

Re quotes - I haven't a scooby.
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Look :-

1. I have had a long awaited dive cancelled today because of the weather.

2. In addition I've had to come into work.

3. I don't need any more abuse.

4. I want the "Oh my God" as featured in the Smiley list!!!

5. I want it now.

6. Thank you for you patience.

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Arrow The Route to your Salvation is Nigh!!

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5. I want it now.


Then pray to Doug! Get down on your knees and pray for deliverance from what weather afflications are ailing you!

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Then pray to Doug! Get down on your knees and pray for deliverance from what weather afflications are ailing you!

Firstly, I WILL not get down on my knees in front of ANY man.

Secondly, IF Doug is an alien, sorry, deity, he will have my devotion the moment my surprise YBOD is delivered.

Thirdly, just in case, I would like a bit more confirmation of his status as a deity. Perhaps some independent corroboration of any miracles (minor or otherwise). I'm sure Doug is very nice.

Fourthly, if he CAN do anything about the weather I will also need him to take me back in time to yesteday so I can get the right EANx mix for this mornings dive. Mind you, he can probably wiggle his fingers and just change the mix as required.

Fifthly, I'm not convinced.

Sixthly, OH NO - the lead has just broken in my Pentel - I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE!

Seventhly, has anyone noticed I'm overdoing the use of "ly" after the numbers? Is the use of "ly" after any number correct or should it be FIRST, SECOND etc?
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Sixthly, OH NO - the lead has just broken in my Pentel - I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE!
Typing with your Pentel? Why am I unsurprised?

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Fifthly, I'm not convinced [about Doug].

Look Bryan, it's not too late bring back the Inquisition for heretics like you, you know!


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Seventhly, has anyone noticed I'm overdoing the use of "ly" after the numbers? Is the use of "ly" after any number correct or should it be FIRST, SECOND etc?
Sir, you answer your own question!
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no one expects the Spanish Inquisition !
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no one expects the Spanish Inquisition !
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... uthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise....

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