Yorkshire Divers

Go Back   YD Dive Forums & Scuba Community > General Diving Forums > Introductions
Greetings Carbon-based Life Forms! Greetings Carbon-based Life Forms!
User Name
Password

Welcome to the YD Scuba forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions, articles and access our other FREE features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload your own photos and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact support.

Introductions: Discuss Greetings Carbon-based Life Forms! in the General Diving Forums forums: Hullo! 'only me'... 'The Artist' My daugher Vics, thats 'Posh' of 'posh and Bex' fame... a blinding observation by Tom ...

Reply
Page 1 of 3 1 23 >
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 03-08-05, 06:11 PM
The Artist The Artist is offline
AKA, to Howard, as 'Arty Farty'
  

Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 1
The Artist can find the seaside on a mapThe Artist can find the seaside on a mapThe Artist can find the seaside on a mapThe Artist can find the seaside on a mapThe Artist can find the seaside on a mapThe Artist can find the seaside on a map
Smile Greetings Carbon-based Life Forms!
Hullo! 'only me'... 'The Artist'

My daugher Vics, thats 'Posh' of 'posh and Bex' fame... a blinding observation by Tom is nagging me to say hullo... so...

"Pease allow me to introduce myself, i'm a man who paints and dives
I've dived around since '94' from Scapa to St Ives'... I know, don't give up the day job!

Seriously though, I answer to Dad, Steve, Old Diving Git, Dinners ready, Buffy, and if i'm in deep manure 'Stephen'.

More seriously still my apologies to Gismo for getting him into trouble with 'Vics' for calling her Vicky. I must have committed the cardinal sin a dozen times over the last three trips. I'm currenty suffing from recurring groin injuries!

More seriously still again, I do believe I'm suffering from a dose of 'BLAR-BLAR-itis', not surprising having been in such close proximity of both Diving Dude and Digger all day long! On the subject of which, poor Diving Dude was completly out BLAR-BLARED in the Gosport Chipy!!! What ever next.

First there was Ion-Drive, then Warp-Drive and the Infinate Improbability Drive... So how about BLAR-BLAR drive... Easy, just clone 10 million paris of Diggers and Diving Dudes in a suitably safe and remote location (Mars perhaps, although, on reflection, that might be a little close for comfort) and then harness an incalculable and inexhaustable energy source!... Make wind farms look a-bit silly!!!

Dear me, I've realy have got a bad dose have'nt I... Is there a cure?

Yours contaminated... 'The Artist'
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 03-08-05, 06:14 PM
Diving Dude's Avatar
Diving Dude Diving Dude is offline
Diving Willy Waver
  

Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Stanmore, in the sunny South
Posts: 8,164
Diving Dude was born with gillsDiving Dude was born with gillsDiving Dude was born with gillsDiving Dude was born with gillsDiving Dude was born with gillsDiving Dude was born with gillsDiving Dude was born with gillsDiving Dude was born with gillsDiving Dude was born with gillsDiving Dude was born with gillsDiving Dude was born with gills
What a load of bo**cks.
__________________
Howard,

"Howard takes cool and stamps on it a few times before wiping his arse with it and feeding it to the dog" - Mark Chase - Tuesday 10.18pm 18-10-05
I've definitely got the Dude down as "The Daddy" and Chasey as his bitch - Howard Junior May 08
Member of the Cherbourg 10 escape committee.
DUE member
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 03-08-05, 06:23 PM
Rebecca's Avatar
Rebecca Rebecca is offline
Daughter to His Dudeness
  
Tournaments Won: 1

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Aylesbury, England
Posts: 85
Rebecca swims in warm waterRebecca swims in warm waterRebecca swims in warm waterRebecca swims in warm waterRebecca swims in warm waterRebecca swims in warm waterRebecca swims in warm waterRebecca swims in warm waterRebecca swims in warm waterRebecca swims in warm waterRebecca swims in warm water
Hello there,

Glad to see you finally decided to say hi, Hope you enjoy the site, i know i do.

Hope to see you soon.
__________________
Rebecca.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 03-08-05, 06:29 PM
Mark Powell's Avatar
Mark Powell Mark Powell is offline
Technical Diving Instructor
  

Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: South East
Posts: 1,988
Mark Powell is a scuba diver - cold waterMark Powell is a scuba diver - cold waterMark Powell is a scuba diver - cold waterMark Powell is a scuba diver - cold waterMark Powell is a scuba diver - cold waterMark Powell is a scuba diver - cold waterMark Powell is a scuba diver - cold waterMark Powell is a scuba diver - cold waterMark Powell is a scuba diver - cold waterMark Powell is a scuba diver - cold waterMark Powell is a scuba diver - cold water
Talking
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Artist
Hullo! 'only me'... 'The Artist'

My daugher Vics, thats 'Posh' of 'posh and Bex' fame... a blinding observation by Tom is nagging me to say hullo... so...

"Pease allow me to introduce myself, i'm a man who paints and dives
I've dived around since '94' from Scapa to St Ives'... I know, don't give up the day job!

Seriously though, I answer to Dad, Steve, Old Diving Git, Dinners ready, Buffy, and if i'm in deep manure 'Stephen'.

More seriously still my apologies to Gismo for getting him into trouble with 'Vics' for calling her Vicky. I must have committed the cardinal sin a dozen times over the last three trips. I'm currenty suffing from recurring groin injuries!

More seriously still again, I do believe I'm suffering from a dose of 'BLAR-BLAR-itis', not surprising having been in such close proximity of both Diving Dude and Digger all day long! On the subject of which, poor Diving Dude was completly out BLAR-BLARED in the Gosport Chipy!!! What ever next.

First there was Ion-Drive, then Warp-Drive and the Infinate Improbability Drive... So how about BLAR-BLAR drive... Easy, just clone 10 million paris of Diggers and Diving Dudes in a suitably safe and remote location (Mars perhaps, although, on reflection, that might be a little close for comfort) and then harness an incalculable and inexhaustable energy source!... Make wind farms look a-bit silly!!!

Dear me, I've realy have got a bad dose have'nt I... Is there a cure?

Yours contaminated... 'The Artist'
What complete drivel, You will fit in perfectly

Welcome!
__________________
Mark Powell
Dive-Tech: Technical Diver Training
http://www.dive-tech.co.uk
GasDivers

Visit the online technical diving shop: Analox, Fourth Element, Narked at 60 and now Apeks and Greenforce
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 03-08-05, 06:32 PM
victoria victoria is offline
'Girly Diver'
  

Join Date: May 2005
Location: Stanmore, North West London
Posts: 31
victoria can find the seaside on a mapvictoria can find the seaside on a mapvictoria can find the seaside on a mapvictoria can find the seaside on a mapvictoria can find the seaside on a mapvictoria can find the seaside on a mapvictoria can find the seaside on a map
'YES'... dad, about time to... I timed how long it took you to right that thread... 1 and 1/2 HOURS!!! that probably works out about a letter a minute and its all BLAR-BLAR-BLAR...
So peeps dont hold your breth waiting for a reply!
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 03-08-05, 06:38 PM
Rebecca's Avatar
Rebecca Rebecca is offline
Daughter to His Dudeness
  
Tournaments Won: 1

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Aylesbury, England
Posts: 85
Rebecca swims in warm waterRebecca swims in warm waterRebecca swims in warm waterRebecca swims in warm waterRebecca swims in warm waterRebecca swims in warm waterRebecca swims in warm waterRebecca swims in warm waterRebecca swims in warm waterRebecca swims in warm waterRebecca swims in warm water
Quote:
Originally Posted by victoria
'YES'... dad, about time to... I timed how long it took you to right that thread... 1 and 1/2 HOURS!!! that probably works out about a letter a minute and its all BLAR-BLAR-BLAR...
So peeps dont hold your breth waiting for a reply!
He he, Why doesnt that surprise me!!!!

The only person slower that that would be Gerhard (husband).
__________________
Rebecca.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #7 (permalink)  
Old 03-08-05, 07:04 PM
Diving Dude's Avatar
Diving Dude Diving Dude is offline
Diving Willy Waver
  

Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Stanmore, in the sunny South
Posts: 8,164
Diving Dude was born with gillsDiving Dude was born with gillsDiving Dude was born with gillsDiving Dude was born with gillsDiving Dude was born with gillsDiving Dude was born with gillsDiving Dude was born with gillsDiving Dude was born with gillsDiving Dude was born with gillsDiving Dude was born with gillsDiving Dude was born with gills
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Artist
Seriously though, I answer to Dad, Steve, Old Diving Git, Dinners ready, Buffy, and if i'm in deep manure 'Stephen'.
You forgot 'Arty Farty'
__________________
Howard,

"Howard takes cool and stamps on it a few times before wiping his arse with it and feeding it to the dog" - Mark Chase - Tuesday 10.18pm 18-10-05
I've definitely got the Dude down as "The Daddy" and Chasey as his bitch - Howard Junior May 08
Member of the Cherbourg 10 escape committee.
DUE member
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #8 (permalink)  
Old 03-08-05, 07:53 PM
Fiona's Avatar
Fiona Fiona is offline
Internet Police
Recent Blog: Best foot forward
  

Join Date: May 2003
Location: Up North
Posts: 10,906
Fiona communes with fishFiona communes with fishFiona communes with fishFiona communes with fishFiona communes with fishFiona communes with fishFiona communes with fishFiona communes with fishFiona communes with fishFiona communes with fishFiona communes with fish
Were we supposed to understand any of that Stephen. Although being a mate of Howie's you need to be a little strange.
__________________
Resistance was futile - assimilation compete

My Blog DIRx
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #9 (permalink)  
Old 03-08-05, 08:02 PM
Jules's Avatar
Jules Jules is offline
Small, yet perfectly formed...
  

Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Huddersfield
Posts: 2,991
Jules is a scuba diver - cold waterJules is a scuba diver - cold waterJules is a scuba diver - cold waterJules is a scuba diver - cold waterJules is a scuba diver - cold waterJules is a scuba diver - cold waterJules is a scuba diver - cold waterJules is a scuba diver - cold waterJules is a scuba diver - cold waterJules is a scuba diver - cold waterJules is a scuba diver - cold water
you're not related to Finless are you?
__________________
Living a charmed life

Where shall we go next???
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #10 (permalink)  
Old 03-08-05, 08:10 PM
neilh's Avatar
neilh neilh is online now
Haemoglobin on the bus...
  

Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Barnsley
Posts: 2,210
neilh communes with fishneilh communes with fishneilh communes with fishneilh communes with fishneilh communes with fishneilh communes with fishneilh communes with fishneilh communes with fishneilh communes with fishneilh communes with fishneilh communes with fish
Hehe - looks like you already fit right in to the mad house
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 3 1 23 >

« At last, we're in! Phew 'snot easy!! | New to YD »

Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



Sponsored Links

Yorkshire Divers - RSS Feed
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 02:30 PM.
Powered by vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.0.0 RC6
Trademark and all rights reserved : © YD.com Ltd (2006)
YD.com Ltd (Registered in England - 05886696)
Other sites : Golf Clubs | New Premiership Football Kits | MP3 Portable Players | MP3 Players For Sale | Replica Football Kits

Advertise - Contact Us - Yorkshire Divers - Sitemap - Privacy Statement - Terms & Conditions - Top
Forums Directory