well, hi!

[groovyhaha]

hi! my name is kat. I am just new to the site. I love reading all the jokes, so I thought that I would tell you all one, just to get the ball rolling! here goes!

A man is walking down a secluded beach. the sand is white, the sun is setting, making the whole sky turn a beautiful pink colour. he has been walking for a while, when he sees a young girl sitting on the beach, crying. but she is no ordinary girl. she has no arms, and no legs. the man feels sorry for her, so he goes up to her and asks her why she is crying. she replies "I'm 21 years old. I have no arms and no legs, and I've never been kissed by a guy". the man thinks about this for a while, and bends down and gives her the softest kiss on the lips. feeling good with himself, he starts to continue on his walk, when he hears her crying again. So once again, he walks up to her and asks her what the matter is. She replies, "I'm 21 years old. I've got no arms, and no legs, and I've never been screwed before". So the man, bent down towards her, took her into his arms, picks her up and throws her into the sea, saying "well! you're screwed now, baby!"

hope you liked it!

[resting rifleman]

welcome aboard kat, you'll fit right in here!
mike.

[Sakara Drinker]

Oh dear, Welcome to the forums Kat.

[Jim Shaw]

Welcome to the forums Kat , that joke was awful, and exactly the same standard as most others on here!!!! :, have a green anyway .
A bit more info on your profile would be cool