YD intro ditty

[purple vonny]

In the year of two thousand and three
Someone said “you should join YD”
So up I signed in the boxes depicted
And sad to say, was soon quite addicted.
No time to think or to rehearse
I told the world I was a nurse
In came the greens from the sad and forlorn
Enquiring about my uniform,
Did I wear stockings? Was I good at reviving?
I thought “maybe this site is not about diving”.
So here’s my re-intro, I’m no longer a nurse
And I’ve had a few months to think and rehearse…
I started to dive in a local pool
I bobbed up and down and half drowned like a fool
Then to the sea to fall off a boat
Thought “cor, this is good”, as a swam to the float
“there’s kelp, there’s a crab, and a fish, how exciting”
And the watery world became so enticing.
Kept going to lessons and taking abuse
From salty old seadogs who thought me obtuse
I learned how to hover and all of the tricks
A pee in your wetsuit gives a heat fix
Don’t come up fast or you’ll get the bends
Share all your chocolate and then you’ll make friends.
I’ve dived in wales, up north and down south
Got salt in my hair and my ears and my mouth
I’ve dived in Oz, the States and the med
And become an instructor to improve my cred
I’m still learning, I still make mistakes
I forget things and lose things and jump in without weights
But it’s all good fun and I love it you see
That’s why I’m addicted to the site that’s “YD”.

[SteveCT]

Originally Posted by purple vonny

In the year of two thousand and three
Someone said “you should join YD”
So up I signed in the boxes depicted
And sad to say, was soon quite addicted.
No time to think or to rehearse
I told the world I was a nurse
In came the greens from the sad and forlorn
Enquiring about my uniform,
Did I wear stockings? Was I good at reviving?
I thought “maybe this site is not about diving”.
So here’s my re-intro, I’m no longer a nurse
And I’ve had a few months to think and rehearse…
I started to dive in a local pool
I bobbed up and down and half drowned like a fool
Then to the sea to fall off a boat
Thought “cor, this is good”, as a swam to the float
“there’s kelp, there’s a crab, and a fish, how exciting”
And the watery world became so enticing.
Kept going to lessons and taking abuse
From salty old seadogs who thought me obtuse
I learned how to hover and all of the tricks
A pee in your wetsuit gives a heat fix
Don’t come up fast or you’ll get the bends
Share all your chocolate and then you’ll make friends.
I’ve dived in wales, up north and down south
Got salt in my hair and my ears and my mouth
I’ve dived in Oz, the States and the med
And become an instructor to improve my cred
I’m still learning, I still make mistakes
I forget things and lose things and jump in without weights
But it’s all good fun and I love it you see
That’s why I’m addicted to the site that’s “YD”.

Excellent!!!!!! Have some green.......

Now about those stockings?????

OK OK OK

Hat........ Coat....... Door.......

[Letz]

Wonderful PV

Now that's doing it with style
Green incoming

[triplefin]

Good stuff PV

[ScubaSue]

Still on form Vonny

[Stesh]

Incoming!

[Hazel W]

kerchiiiiing !!!





lovly

Hazel

[ardhill]

Excellent

[Buoyant Babe]

Fantastic!

Love Helen xxx




I must spread it around...

[Freeflow]

Originally Posted by Buoyant Babe

I must spread it around...

Tart.

Oh, that's why I can't green you for the photo comp yet, I need to be a bigger tart!