I'm black, I'm new and I smell of glue

[ratcliffe]

Nice blue shed....

[frosty the snowman]

Originally Posted by purple vonny

You should take care when wearing diving gear in the garden. You could get your clematis caught in your crutch strap.

[purple vonny]

Originally Posted by frosty the snowman

You should take care when wearing diving gear in the garden. You could get your clematis caught in your crutch strap.

It was tricky when she put me on with all those trailing lobelia around the garden I can tell you.

[big_si]

My my! You're a snazzy looking suit! I'd love to slip inside you and make you dirty..... But I fear I'd rip you in two




Lovely suit Vonny!!

[purple vonny]

Originally Posted by big_si

My my! You're a snazzy looking suit! I'd love to slip inside you and make you dirty..... But I fear I'd rip you in two




Lovely suit Vonny!!

I understand that the friday etiquette is to wait until the sun is over the yardarm and the alcohol is poured before the slutty remarks can begin. But I am flattered. Your own suit will be jealous.

[Rydive]

Originally Posted by big_si

I'd love to slip inside you and make you dirty..... But I fear I'd rip you in two

Yeah right, I bet that's what you say to all the girls!

[big_si]

Originally Posted by purple vonny

I understand that the friday etiquette is to wait until the sun is over the yardarm and the alcohol is poured before the slutty remarks can begin. But I am flattered. Your own suit will be jealous.

I've not been getting on with my suit recently... It just doesn't understand me... We want different things... etc etc


Let the filth begin

Originally Posted by wikipedia

"Sun over the yardarm"

This phrase is widely used, both afloat and ashore, to indicate that the time of day has been reached at which it is acceptable, variously, to have lunch or (more commonly) to have an alcoholic beverage. In modern parlance, the latter usage typically refers to early evening, but the phrase is thought originally to have referred to late morning and to the sun's ascent past a particular yard.
The actual time that the sun would pass a particular yard would depend greatly on the ship's latitude and heading, as well as the height of her masts, but the phrase seems to have originated in the north Atlantic, where, in summer, this would have typically been at about 11 a.m.. This was the time at which, by custom and rule, the first rum "tot" of the day was issued to officers and men (the officers had their tots neat, while the men had theirs diluted with water), hence its connection with taking one's first alcoholic drink of the day.

[Madfish]

Welcome to the world of 'front-loaders' may your zip never stick & boots never leak........

Di

PS Very nice frock on the line - is it from next door

[DIVE BUDDHA]

Originally Posted by purple vonny

Hello. I'm Yvonne's new dry suit. I am rather splendid. I fit her body like a glove. I am so snug, I'm not sure she'll get her weezle on if she keeps eating curries.

She got stuck inside me in the kitchen a minute ago and had a hot flush (she's knocking on and her hormones aren't what they used to be).

I've asked her to rub some wax up and down my zip and she just slipped out to do that so I thought I'd introduce myself while she is out of the room.

I look forward to diving with some of you in the future. She'll be in stealth mode because I am BLACK and she has a black mask now too. However, she's introduced me to her dognob red Quattros and I quite fancy strapping those little beauties on my booties.

Hope she gets me salty very soon.

PV's DS. xxxxxx

what more can i say vonny than you look truly lurrrvvveeelllyyy in black

[purple vonny]

Originally Posted by Madfish

Welcome to the world of 'front-loaders' may your zip never stick & boots never leak........

Di

PS Very nice frock on the line - is it from next door

Cow.