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Hello. I'm Yvonne's new dry suit. I am rather splendid. I fit her body like a glove. I am so snug, I'm not sure she'll get her weezle on if she keeps eating curries.

She got stuck inside me in the kitchen a minute ago and had a hot flush (she's knocking on and her hormones aren't what they used to be).

I've asked her to rub some wax up and down my zip and she just slipped out to do that so I thought I'd introduce myself while she is out of the room.

I look forward to diving with some of you in the future. She'll be in stealth mode because I am BLACK and she has a black mask now too. However, she's introduced me to her dognob red Quattros and I quite fancy strapping those little beauties on my booties.

Hope she gets me salty very soon.

PV's DS. xxxxxx

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Hello and welcome PVs DS. With PV having a hot flush inside you, it won't be long before you stop smelling of glue and start smelling of stale sweat and seaweed, just like a real suit should.

Sorry, I forgot PV is a lady and she glows rather than sweats.
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Thank you Buoyant Babe. I believe you own one of my cousins.
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Hello. I'm Yvonne's new dry suit. I am rather splendid. I fit her body like a glove. I am so snug, I'm not sure she'll get her weezle on if she keeps eating curries.

She got stuck inside me in the kitchen a minute ago and had a hot flush (she's knocking on and her hormones aren't what they used to be).

I've asked her to rub some wax up and down my zip and she just slipped out to do that so I thought I'd introduce myself while she is out of the room.

I look forward to diving with some of you in the future. She'll be in stealth mode because I am BLACK and she has a black mask now too. However, she's introduced me to her dognob red Quattros and I quite fancy strapping those little beauties on my booties.

Hope she gets me salty very soon.

PV's DS. xxxxxx
I see what you mean about the curries. That dress on the washing line looks rather roomy...
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I see what you mean about the curries. That dress on the washing line looks rather roomy...
That's her new Boden frock. She got in Age Concern for £3.99 today. It looks rather fetching. Not as nice as me though.
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