Leaky neck seals

[Helen F H]

One of our guys was at Eyemouth and decided that he was sick of being eaten by his neck seal.  After much debate they decided that KY jelly would do the trick.  He hotfooted along to the chemists, and asked the blokie behind the counter "does KY rot latex/rubber??", the old guy replies "well son, we are both men of the world...." one of our other lads heard what he was doing, and came over and held his hand........heheheheheeeeee i dont think eyemouth had seen a guy go from embarrased to mortified so quick in its history.

[Paul Oliver]

Nevgee

Conversations on here often deteriate like this, usually a lot faster as it goes.

In fact most threads have nothing to do with the title by the time they are on page 2.