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MCA - Coastguard - Contacting Chambers Info & RNLI Forum: Discuss Calling out the Coast Guard!!!???? Alternative Thread! in the Trips, Spaces and Coastguard Information forums: Taken from todays Metro page 8 A couple romping naked at sea in an inflatable dinghy sparked a 999 emergancys ...

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Old 27-07-05, 09:42 AM
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Talking Calling out the Coast Guard!!!???? Alternative Thread!
Taken from todays Metro page 8

A couple romping naked at sea in an inflatable dinghy sparked a 999 emergancys when a passer by mistook their screams of passion for help!

Two lifeboat teams arrived at the scene off Hollicombe beach in Paignton, Exeter, but they were surprised when they found the lovers.

"It was an amazing shout," said rescuer Nigel Crang. "I've never seen such things in an inflatable at such an early hour," he added.

The pair, in their 20's, were given stern words from the police when they walked ashore.
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Now that is safe sex, they were both surrounded by rubber !!
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Was the inflatable going down?
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I wonder what stern words were said by the police?
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I wonder what stern words were said by the police?
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I doubt also it was the coastguard that the young lady was calling out for.
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Listen you lot!
It was Hollicombe Torbay where we were..... mot exeter...

YES! Kylie i was shouting... You should be so lucky lucky lucky...

and then just as we were getting to the point of no return...
Coastguard recons he will get £250 for the video....
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