digger frightens me

[Brass Monkey]

Originally Posted by AirAssisted

If THAT frightens you ... don't drink with the lad, or you'll be subject to his rants about 'tampons' and their use in CCR!

The advert said that you could jump out of planes and go horse riding, diving and surfing. They only gave me a sore arse.


Dave.

[Paul Evans]

Digger my man

£45 Quid.....................

Or

£4500 Quid....................


Me-thinks you have the financial side of the equation sorted

Keep it safe

Does this mean B&Q and Focus are showing at the next dive show

[Diving Daisy]

Originally Posted by Brass Monkey

The advert said that you could jump out of planes and go horse riding, diving and surfing. They only gave me a sore arse.


Dave.

Shit! spat all over my keyboard! What a gem - incoming green sir!

[junior diver]

That was a breather? It looks like OC regs.

[Diving Daisy]

Originally Posted by junior diver

That was a breather? It looks like OC regs.

Well spotted young man! Digger uses a 24 ltr bailout system!

Minus its yellow case ...Diggers rebreather uncovered!

[SCUBA Chick]

Originally Posted by AirAssisted

Well spotted young man! Digger uses a 24 ltr bailout system!

Minus its yellow case ...Diggers rebreather uncovered!

Oooooo, bloody hell, it's elephant sized super plus.......

Scubachick

[Helen F H]

Originally Posted by scubachick1972

Oooooo, bloody hell, it's elephant sized super plus.......

Scubachick

Well yes, it answers the question of why elephants have trunks - because sheeps dont have blue strings.........


I have a very gross story which makes me smile even just thinking about it. I had a mate simon, the original troll in my life. He used to come climbing with us and throw sheep shit at you as you were climbing to make it harder.
Anyway, we were getting pissed in the flat where i used to live and he dissapeared off to the bog. He returned a couple of minutes later with a box of tampons. He was a little worse for wear at this point, but decided to shove one up his nose. He got it about half way up, when the tampon started soaking up any moisture up there. It proceeded to expand (widthways) to about double its size up his nose. The look on his face as he tugged on the string trying to get this thing out was....to put it mildly.....amusing.
He then did something far too grim to repeat on this board, but lets just say it involved shoving one in his mouth when it was full of lager.

[Alun]

Night time tampons? Nah, he's using a wing.....

[Diving Daisy]

LMAO!

have a green!

I can just imagine the 'save a dive kit'

Spare mask strap - check
Spare 'o' rings assorted - check
Light to medium flow - check
Spare batteries - check
Medium to heavy flow - check
Zip lube - check
Super heavy flow - check

[Digger]

It was Duncan who came up with the idea on the tampons. Now he makes me look sane and sensible. I have to say, out of the madness, there are moments of genius.

The breather has now been converted further, and there will be new photos posted. I have a twin 6 setup now, including OC bailout, which will be the daddy once it's done. I think I'm getting to the point where it has to go mixed gas, but then in time. There's no rush with this thing, and the longer I have where I can't go beyond 6m the better if you ask me. At least a buddy can just fire and forget me.

Updates to come, including the P1SS plates, a handy way of stopping your scrubber leaking, and how to scare crapola out of your buddy by playing dead. Twice now, and it's getting funnier. You guys practicing OOA drills, amateur. I like to know my safety divers are on the ball, which so far they all have been. Impressively so.

Makes me laugh when people call me crazy though. I'm not mad, I wouldn't dive it if I didn't think it was safe(ish). This stage of development is necessary in order to win the 70m past an inspiration competition. Which I will do, but in time. A lot of time. And with a bigger scrubber. Bailout looks about right though!