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Old 04-10-04, 12:35 PM
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Remember the penis is mightier than the sword!

Unless it is an inflatible one, and then it is threatened with death at every given opportunity......
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Unless it is an inflatible one, and then it is threatened with death at every given opportunity......
I trust you have noticed how I have refrained from mentioning anything to do with blowing it up good and hard and sticking your finger over the end to stop anything coming out until you can get the stopper in. A limp one is of no use to man nor beast (although some sheep might breath a sigh of relief).

Personally I think I'd rather use a foot pump.

Can you get inflatable ones? Actually, don't answer that - I don't want to know.
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I trust you have noticed how I have refrained from mentioning anything to do with blowing it up good and hard and sticking your finger over the end to stop anything coming out until you can get the stopper in. .

You try that at 30m..............the SMP has dived in the SETT tank....
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Don't change your sig because of us piss takers!

You should stick to your guns and proudly display your dicks sig.

ohmygod - I am so dense!!! All the time I thought it meant - just because you have a bloke doesn't mean you have to be one...as in act like one !!!

duh!!!
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ohmygod - I am so dense!!! All the time I thought it meant - just because you have a bloke doesn't mean you have to be one...as in act like one !!!

duh!!!
Not what you would expect to learn on a diving forum but that's what makes YD special. Nice to see your taking it in the spirit it's intended though Suzanne. Stick around, you never know what you’ll learn on this board.


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ohmygod - I am so dense!!! All the time I thought it meant - just because you have a bloke doesn't mean you have to be one...as in act like one !!!

duh!!!
l'm not quite with it either, l thought that's not funny, now l think its even funnier because l missunderstood it.

l think l must have been having one of my "in touch with feminine side" occasions.

Translation for guys = no sense of humor occasion. Oh and l didn't cry.
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