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Old 21-10-04, 02:00 PM
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Which type of fart are you?

Wish I hadn't have done this now....not me at all!!!!

With your 50 % you are: You are a machine gun fart! You are loud and long, but not very strong! The only place you could fart and no one would notice is at the town gun club. 39 % from 18534 test takers had this profile!

But you have almost become this:
With your 20 % you are: You are a silent but deadly fart! No one hears you, but all are guaranteed to smell you!

And that you are not at all:
With your 20 % you are: You are a blame it on the doggie fart! You are too afraid to claim your own farts, so you blame it on the dog instead. Cheater.

With your 10 % you are: You are a lingering limburger fart! You smell strong so you last long!





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With your 40 % you are: You are a lingering limburger fart! You smell strong so you last long! 18 % from 18542 test takers had this profile!
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In for a penny, out with a fart.

With your 50 % you are: You are a silent but deadly fart! No one hears you, but all are guaranteed to smell you! 33 % from 18543 test takers had this profile!

But you have almost become this:
With your 40 % you are:
You are a machine gun fart! You are loud and long, but not very strong! The only place you could fart and no one would notice is at the town gun club.

And that you are not at all:
With your 10 % you are:
You are a blame it on the doggie fart! You are too afraid to claim your own farts, so you blame it on the dog instead. Cheater.

With your 0 % you are: You are a lingering limburger fart! You smell strong so you last long!

Hope I don't drop one in the meeting I'm going to be late for
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With your 40 % you are: You are a lingering limburger fart! You smell strong so you last long! 18 % from 18553 test takers had this profile!

But you have almost become this:
With your 30 % you are: You are a machine gun fart! You are loud and long, but not very strong! The only place you could fart and no one would notice is at the town gun club.

And that you are not at all:
With your 20 % you are: You are a blame it on the doggie fart! You are too afraid to claim your own farts, so you blame it on the dog instead. Cheater.

With your 10 % you are: You are a silent but deadly fart! No one hears you, but all are guaranteed to smell you!

Anyone care to unzip my drysuit? :o

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you spend far to much time on that site .... mind you ... does make fdor a laugh
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you spend far too much time on that site .... mind you ... does make for a laugh
Ha ha.


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