Man Utd v Arsenal

[Noel Johnson]

Fiona, I hadn't realised you'd moved to london ;o)

[Odin]

Err.... what's football????

[Diving Dude]

OK as usual, its late and l've had a scotch or two............

Mr T, you must have been waiting or me to reply to this.

Originally Posted by Odin

Err.... what's football????

Big deal!

It's only a game

It's not like it's a matter of life and death.

Daz

l'd expect nothing less from straw sucking yokels that live in the sporting wilderness of the west country.

Back to the game.

Oponents
Two of the top London sides, by this l mean where their supporters come from.

Officials.
Referee - Mike "l'm Fergies love slave"Riley.

Place.
A backwater village "oop north"

Prize.
Nothing at all, the result would have no effect on the premiership.

The choice of weapons.
Man U - thuggery.
The Gooners - Skill

The players
Granny shagger bling chav, when he plays for England the boy wonder Rooney
DDF, dutch donkee face, when he plays for Holland, still dutch don.............
Rio, l don't do drugs, Ferdinand, the second best center half in the world.
Roy Keane, whoops forgot he's an oldie and was injured.
The ugly sisters, Gary "Mr angry" Neville and the other Neville
PP - Poncy "side step all day but the final pass is crap" Portugese Ronaldo
Sheep shagging "l once scored a wonder goal" Giggs
And
Paul Scholes, a truly great footballer, except he plays for the wrong team.

Vs

The french national side
Plus
The worlds greatest center half, Sol Cambell.
The worlds greatest left back, "my knees sore" Cole
The aging dutch mystro, Bergkamp.
The american prat, Lehmahn.
Reyes, my youngest daughter thinks he's "well fit"
Freddie "used to have red hair" Ljungberg

The game
Highlights
18 mins, Freddy breaks through, gets cynically fouled by druggy, ref is busy blowing kisses at Furgie and waves play on.
Later in the first half the dutch donkee trys to remove Ashley"world greatest left back" Coles kneecap, again ref is blowing kisses at the Utd bench.

Dyke boy should have been red carded but Furgies loverboy let him stay.

73 mins, Chav boy Roonie thinks he sees some bling on the ground and dives for it...................penaulty..........whilst bling boy is still looking, donkee slips it in past yankee twat, bummer.......... well my household were a bit more vocal than that, except the stupid dog which doesn't realise whats going on.

The gooners push up, the portugese pretty boy slips in the box, no penaulty, all the pressure is from Arsenal and as often happens when teams are pressing forward granny shagger slips one in.

Result
The Gooners - 0

Man U/referees - 2

Quincy
For those young 'uns, a Quincy is a post mortem, based on the 70's program Quincy, who carried out post mortems.

Druggie should have been sent off for a profesional foul along with Donkee face for the asault on Ashley Cole.

If the game had been played to the rules and officiated properly Arsenal would have probally won 3\4 nil

Although l'm a Watford supporter, l go 5-10 times a year, my three brats and mother and father in law are gooners, so l support The Arsenal when they'ne not in the same divission as Watford, which means l support the gooners quite a lot.


l've paid for a season ticket for my three to share for ten years and only ever go to Highbury when there's a spare ticket, but this year, before l paid out, my three had to agree that l got the Man U at Highbury game, its sometime in Feb?? its going to be awesome and if anyone thinks its not important visit my house on that saturday.

[David Wallace]

Originally Posted by diving dude

l've paid for a season ticket for my three to share for ten years and only ever go to Highbury when there's a spare ticket, but this year, before l paid out, my three had to agree that l got the Man U at Highbury game, its sometime in Feb??

havent you gat a dive booked then?

[Ian B]

As a neutral ( I support Ayr United and Scotland ) I have to applaud Arsenal for ther run of games without loss until the weekend. I doubt if that record will ever be beaten.

[daz]

I realise that there are many avid football fans on YD who admire the skill, fairness and excitment of the sport.

I also realise that you believe football to be the greatest game ever invented and deserving of your admiration.

I respect your opinions but you are wrong. It's shite.

Daz

[scubadog]

Originally Posted by diving dude

OK as usual, its late and l've had a scotch or two............

Mr T, you must have been waiting or me to reply to this.





l'd expect nothing less from straw sucking yokels that live in the sporting wilderness of the west country.

Back to the game.

Oponents
Two of the top London sides, by this l mean where their supporters come from.

Officials.
Referee - Mike "l'm Fergies love slave"Riley.

Place.
A backwater village "oop north"

Prize.
Nothing at all, the result would have no effect on the premiership.

The choice of weapons.
Man U - thuggery.
The Gooners - Skill

The players
Granny shagger bling chav, when he plays for England the boy wonder Rooney
DDF, dutch donkee face, when he plays for Holland, still dutch don.............
Rio, l don't do drugs, Ferdinand, the second best center half in the world.
Roy Keane, whoops forgot he's an oldie and was injured.
The ugly sisters, Gary "Mr angry" Neville and the other Neville
PP - Poncy "side step all day but the final pass is crap" Portugese Ronaldo
Sheep shagging "l once scored a wonder goal" Giggs
And
Paul Scholes, a truly great footballer, except he plays for the wrong team.

Vs

The french national side
Plus
The worlds greatest center half, Sol Cambell.
The worlds greatest left back, "my knees sore" Cole
The aging dutch mystro, Bergkamp.
The american prat, Lehmahn.
Reyes, my youngest daughter thinks he's "well fit"
Freddie "used to have red hair" Ljungberg

The game
Highlights
18 mins, Freddy breaks through, gets cynically fouled by druggy, ref is busy blowing kisses at Furgie and waves play on.
Later in the first half the dutch donkee trys to remove Ashley"world greatest left back" Coles kneecap, again ref is blowing kisses at the Utd bench.

Dyke boy should have been red carded but Furgies loverboy let him stay.

73 mins, Chav boy Roonie thinks he sees some bling on the ground and dives for it...................penaulty..........whilst bling boy is still looking, donkee slips it in past yankee twat, bummer.......... well my household were a bit more vocal than that, except the stupid dog which doesn't realise whats going on.

The gooners push up, the portugese pretty boy slips in the box, no penaulty, all the pressure is from Arsenal and as often happens when teams are pressing forward granny shagger slips one in.

Result
The Gooners - 0

Man U/referees - 2

Quincy
For those young 'uns, a Quincy is a post mortem, based on the 70's program Quincy, who carried out post mortems.

Druggie should have been sent off for a profesional foul along with Donkee face for the asault on Ashley Cole.

If the game had been played to the rules and officiated properly Arsenal would have probally won 3\4 nil

Although l'm a Watford supporter, l go 5-10 times a year, my three brats and mother and father in law are gooners, so l support The Arsenal when they'ne not in the same divission as Watford, which means l support the gooners quite a lot.


l've paid for a season ticket for my three to share for ten years and only ever go to Highbury when there's a spare ticket, but this year, before l paid out, my three had to agree that l got the Man U at Highbury game, its sometime in Feb?? its going to be awesome and if anyone thinks its not important visit my house on that saturday.

Arsenal may have skill, but you´ll never have the style and class to be true champions. This they have proved time and time again. No need to get into name calling, just look at the result.

[Diving Dude]

Spoken by a true Man u fan, living in...................................... Spain

Also l forgot to add smilies to my original post, which is why maybe you thought l was being serious.

[Tim Ingmire]

Originally Posted by scubadog

Arsenal may have skill, but you´ll never have the style and class to be true champions. This they have proved time and time again. No need to get into name calling, just look at the result.

You're right. What Arsenal should have done was to be completed outplayed for 90+mins and then score 2 very lucky goals against the run of play in the dying moments. The method of true champions is then to utterly fail to capitalise on that in the following years both in Europe and domestically. Man U won a battle - they have to do a lot more than that to even register on the league this year - and they won't always have a Man U supporting ref at every game. Still what the hey, the league is going to be fought between London teams this season, yast as it was last.

[HelenM]

Originally Posted by Tim Ingmire

Still what the hey, the league is going to be fought between London teams this season, yast as it was last.

Ahem. I would like to remind the honourable gentleman about the team looking ultra-classy in third place. It was only a hideously biased ref in our match against Spurs which makes that second place and not third.

Helen (in whom hope springs eternal )