New sport

[ScubaK@]

I hate cats, they are the work of the devil, and the further they stay away from me the better My dog gets biscuits for chasing cats!

Kat (ironic, I know)

[nigelH]

Originally Posted by Scubakit

I hate cats

I've never found a good recipe for cat but I expect they'd stir-fry. There are plenty around here if anybody wants to try. It would be no loss and make my dog a lot happier.

nigelH

[Cheaperhols]

You will need a couple of large mouse traps baited with Tuna secreted if your car is the problem under the car itself,
Next just wait, here is the Scenario f***ing cat comes along, the smug shits that they are goes under car and Snap...
cat goes vertical to get way and bangs head you roll around pissing your self, you can even set them up in sequence just like an ambush so the cat bangs head multiple times trying to get way

[Moray]

Poor cats! Cheaperhols, I will bring you a box of my home-grown chilis next time I visit the UK hehehe.

Am still waiting for the cat-haters.com webpage LOL




moray

[Lou]

Water alone is an accepted and harmless way to train cats, as Rebecca say, so stick with that, Tim.

The other suggestions are obscene and mostly illegal. Besides that, if you tried any of them near me I would be very tempted to do the same back to you - or worse!

If you hate cats so much then ignore them. If you don't want them in your garden try the water-pistol, try lion urine sprinkled about (you can actually get it from some zoos), or get a cat of your own!


Lou

The balance of red/green blobs at the moment is certainly well in favour of complete eradication of cat problems via the one off medium of 00 buckshot.
I always thought there were lots of folk that dislike cats, long live dogs!

[wreckweasel]

Originally Posted by Lou

If you hate cats so much then ignore them. If you don't want them in your garden try the water-pistol, try lion urine sprinkled about (you can actually get it from some zoos), or get a cat of your own!

Funny isnt it. Its accepted that dog owners must control their dogs and if their dog comes into your garden and shits and pees everywhere, you quite rightly get irate. Cat owners seem to think their furry rats deserve special treatment!

Now I dont advocate cruelty to any animals (with the possible exception of inland revenue officers), but you'd be amazed how effective the cayenne treatment is If you dont like this, erm, control your pet?

Oh and lou, spraying the stinking piss of another animal over the garden is not really a viable solution, lets be serious!


/Zak (getting ready for a visit from cat lovers everywhere, for the furry rat comment!)

[Moray]

I was enjoying the banter on this thread, the "let's wind up the girlie cat-lovers " bit, which is fine, fun and within the spirit of YD.

But suddenly the question arises (perhaps just because it is Monday morning):

The water pistol treatment being effective, why this INSISTENCE on the cayenne? Suspicions arise...

My neighbor's dogs (all four of them) bark incessantly, scratch at my fence, destroy my sleep and generally get on my nerves. I would never think, at any point, that it would be reason to physically hurt them in any way. I just get on with my life, and deal with the irritation. I AM an adult.

Perhaps we could use the cayenne treatment on PEOPLE who get on our nerves? Or better yet, on other people's irritating children...We could say, in your spirit, wreckweasel, if the parent's don't like it, they should control their kids...

Strangely enough, most of us would find THAT unacceptable.

"Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill, Kill"

[Andy the Coastie]

Originally Posted by RubberBoy

I hate cats so my suggestion would be-

Shotgun with buckshot, don't need to bother aiming for the ass if you use both barrels..............


Did I mention I don't like cats?

That costs money ,,,,,,,, use a STARFISH instead, plus it's more fun